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rolly
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Happy Caturday

Post by rolly » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:32 pm

This one's for all the cat lovers

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jX3iLfcMDCw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:03 pm

That's gonna give me nightmares. :cry:
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:22 pm

Then you're gonna LOVE this:

<iframe src="" width="400" height="219" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="">METACHAOS</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/alessandrobavari">Alessandro Bavari</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:57 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Then you're gonna LOVE this:

<iframe src="" width="400" height="219" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="">METACHAOS</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/alessandrobavari">Alessandro Bavari</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
Woah...
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:01 pm

^ That takes the cake, right there.
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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:45 pm

Somehow the stuff that's supposed to be creepy never creeps me out as much as stuff that's less intentionally creepy.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Post by Zim » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:18 pm

Cannot comprehend. Can asplode.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:27 pm

piccini9 wrote:Somehow the stuff that's supposed to be creepy never creeps me out as much as stuff that's less intentionally creepy.
For the most part, I totally agree. I was just searching creepy images last night for a project my friend is doing, and everything I came across that *tried* to be creepy wasn't all that. It was the shit that was creepy by accident that really was the good stuff.

That being said, there are some things out there that are creepy on purpose that really hit the mark. The thing that got me most in the metachaos video were the body movements of the humanoid figures, like the ones that were spinning too fast in the air, or shaking violently on the ground while trying to move. The rest of it was just cool in a goth/industrial sort of way.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:29 pm

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/44e-Y08_B-0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:30 pm

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UNiZCrdTnUM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:33 pm

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YamOuTXywy0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:36 pm

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9Q1gksqqhLU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

rolly
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Post by rolly » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:50 pm

I don't see any cats?

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:30 pm

Go watch "Naked Lunch" a couple of times and then come talk to me:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q0fhzA_j6lQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GRjIwOk_Nqw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Better yet, go read it. It is, to date, the only thing I've ever read that made me feel dirty.

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:54 pm

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FG6iF7fPzkU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Post by Trav » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:56 pm

I haven't watched any of the other stuff but OMG THAT MADE ME JUMP!!! That shit never makes me jump like that. LOOOL The music is key.



:lol: Just got the gf! I think it's edited for time, as the screen is so solid black it wouldn't be hard to do.
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:48 pm

Yeah, I think there were a couple more peek-a-boo moves in the original, but it still went pretty much just like that, only without music.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Post by FastCat » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:16 am

Yeah, yeah, entertaining shit and all...

...can I have a cheezeburger now?
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:58 pm

piccini9 wrote:<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FG6iF7fPzkU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I frequently play this game with my cat. He figured out quickly, that when I hid, he could run around the circular floor-plan of the house and attack me from behind.
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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