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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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This is Bob Barker, reminding you...
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
This is Bob Barker, reminding you...
...to have your Duggar spayed or neutered.
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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Lunatics.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I'm waiting for our Catholic to chime in...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
When reading this and having my judgments, I had to take a step back and think of the ever shifting social paradigm around family size. At one point, a large family was a sign of good fortune, wealth, and prosperity. These folks surely must have all of that if they can afford twenty freggin children.
Then you look at societal standards now, and having lots of kids is labeled as gluttonous and (sometimes more than) borderline immoral.
Their family size is a product of their cultural environment, our judgment of it is a product of ours.
All that being said, I still think it's gross and irresponsible, and at this point doubly so. I mean, if you've got 19 fucking kids to raise, and you are embarking on your twentieth pregnancy, there is a strong chance you could die, and leave those 19 or 20 kids without a mother.
...not that you could really be much of a mother anyway, trying to spread your attention to twenty fucking children. Blech.
Then you look at societal standards now, and having lots of kids is labeled as gluttonous and (sometimes more than) borderline immoral.
Their family size is a product of their cultural environment, our judgment of it is a product of ours.
All that being said, I still think it's gross and irresponsible, and at this point doubly so. I mean, if you've got 19 fucking kids to raise, and you are embarking on your twentieth pregnancy, there is a strong chance you could die, and leave those 19 or 20 kids without a mother.
...not that you could really be much of a mother anyway, trying to spread your attention to twenty fucking children. Blech.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
I counted 13 kids in that picture. Good God, couldn't they get cable?
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
No, heathen, the real mackerel snapper!bndgkmf wrote:Is that me?guitargeek wrote:I'm waiting for our Catholic to chime in...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
My guess is their ride on the cable show was threatening to get canceled so they now have a new media buzz to feed the next season.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
= LoveBo_9 wrote:My guess is their ride on the cable show was threatening to get canceled so they now have a new media buzz to feed the next season.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
My guess is that they're religious fundamentalists who have ignored their own responsibility and simple facts of biology by placing their decision making process about creating human life solely into the hands of god.
God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Well, yeah then there's that.WeAintFoundShit wrote:My guess is that they're religious fundamentalists who have ignored their own responsibility and simple facts of biology by placing their decision making process about creating human life solely into the hands of god.
God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Thank you, BDB.... you have given me yet another reason not to watch television.BackDoorBarbie wrote:
get it? they are on it. and the new one will be #20
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
The Lord works in mysteriosu ways. And sometimes as in a case like this, its pretty obvious why this happened.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
while I wouldn't wish such a heartbreaking tragedy on anyone, and I'm certain there is a lot of sorrow in the Dugar family right now, . . . . you can't say she was warned of the HIGH likelihood of this painful and sad eventuality.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
- happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
Luckily, I have no idea who these people are.
That would be an additional blessing. Who wants protected sex?WeAintFoundShit wrote:God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
BTW, the people who supposedly don't know where babies come from are the primitives wanting abortions and miscarriage-inducing drugs.
I support married heterosexual parents bearing copious children, but have no idea why they would want to be on television or why anyone would watch a show about it.
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
Re: Luckily, I have no idea who these people are.
People who don't want to have babies, abortions, or miscarriages?happycommuter wrote: That would be an additional blessing. Who wants protected sex?
Just a guess.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Luckily, I have no idea who these people are.
Because they are unable to support their breeding habits, and having less than a certain number (eight, apparently) means they just have to take welfare and their Christian sensibilities won't allow that. Well, not from the gov't at least, but handouts from the church and local community are OK.happycommuter wrote: I support married heterosexual parents bearing copious children, but have no idea why they would want to be on television or why anyone would watch a show about it.
And why people watch it? Ethical trainwreck, that's why.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I never knew who these people were until now. Nope, I still don't miss cable. Now that I think of it, the only reason we have a TV is to watch our DVDs.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

