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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:47 pm

Fuckin' asshole!
http://gcaptain.com/tankers-swap-paint- ... ages?33874

I can imagine the words spoken... Mainly because I've spoken them myself at some time or other!


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Post by guitargeek » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:42 pm

What a fucking dickbag.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:02 pm

Looks like someone needs to catch up on some reading.
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:52 pm

It's pretty classic third-world seamanship. But among the big boys, not all that common. The little guy was a chemical carrier by the looks of things. They come in all sizes so the capt's are usually, well, all skill levels from all over.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:34 pm

Love seeing the prop wash change directions as the big ship tries to swing around the nose of the little one. You can only imagine the neck straining and shouting and quick steering involved in that one.
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Post by roadmissile » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:51 am

All aboard the failboat...

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:33 am

Also, if that book wasn't a hundred fucking dollars, I would probably buy it just for a good laugh.
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:51 am

Reminds me of when I had to swap paint with a car, only it was me, the little boat who was frantically straining to avoid the other. Scary, infuriating times.
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Post by MoraleHazard » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:48 pm

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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:21 pm

I couldn't tell if that woman was really being sarcastic or not. Funny stuff.
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