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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

A bad breakup.

Post by rc26 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:09 pm

I noticed this posted earlier today. I wonder if he sold a bike to buy the engagement ring? Hopefully he learned a lesson from all of this. "Don't let your dick run your life" - Mr Rhythm.

"TRADE: Diamond Engagement Ring for GSX-R - $8000 (jessup)

Willing to trade 1.76ct diamond engagement ring for Suzuki GSX-R 600, 750, or 1000
I bought the ring about 2 years ago and don't need it anymore (bad breakup)
The ring comes with a Certificate of Appraisal, Gem Report, original receipt. The ring is appraised at $8,130 so I'm looking for a bike of equal or slightly lesser value

*UPDATE*
The ring is a size 8 but can be re-sized, or we can meet at a jeweler local to you and I'll pay to have the main diamond put into a ring of your choice. The point of this is that I don't need the ring anymore but want a bike so I'm willing to work with you.
FAQs:
1) Is the ring stolen:
NO, I have the original receipt with my name and card information on it

2) Is the ring for sale:
NO, I don't want money I want a motorcycle"



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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:51 pm

I have a ring like that squirreled away somewhere. I had it thrown back at me.
Since I deserved it, and it had belonged to my grandmother and my younger brother is unmarried, I'll hang onto it.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:37 pm

I called off an engagement, and had the ring returned to me.

That ring became my CB450.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

rolly
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Post by rolly » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:37 pm

A motorcycle is in many ways a partner, and I predict he'll have the same success with this as romance. He's already found out that the appraised value of an engagement ring is meaningless and is hoping for a sucker.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:19 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I called off an engagement, and had the ring returned to me.

That ring became my CB450.
only a cb450. no wonder she didn't miss the ring :wink: :mrgreen:
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

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Post by calamari kid » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:24 pm

NO, I don't want money I want a motorcycle
QFT
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Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:30 pm

goose wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I called off an engagement, and had the ring returned to me.

That ring became my CB450.
only a cb450. no wonder she didn't miss the ring :wink: :mrgreen:
Well played (and accurate).

The ring was vintage and funky . . . . kind of like my CB450.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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