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calamari kid
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I would not want to check the valve clearances on this thing

Post by calamari kid » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:18 pm

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Post by piccini9 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:44 pm

I see there are links to other videos.
This could be an all night affair.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:07 pm

1200 hours. Fuck.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:49 pm

Yeah, but pushrods? Really? I mean who is he trying to impress with that technology?

Plus, I hear he's coming out with a 2cc big bore kit next spring. I'd wait for that.



(Seriously though, holy fuck that's awesome.)
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:43 am

<- mind blown
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:11 am

How many cc does that have? Doesn't even look like two or so per cylinder, at the most...so it's not even suitable for a scooter.
Truly, and effort with no practical application while being beautiful and obviously well thought out at the same time.
I applaud.
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:35 am

I wouldn't be able to stop there. I'd build an RC boat for it. Better yet, I'd build three more of them and build an RC PT boat. With torpedoes. That I could launch, that would be capable of blowing up other RC boats, like those gay sailboats and stuff. Then I'd build a cruiser, and perhaps an Iowa-class battleship, and planes, and little tiny people and I would RULE THE POND.
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Post by MoraleHazard » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:21 am

This is probably the most awesome you tube vid I've seen in a long time. Epic Win! Actually, beyond that, a thing of beauty.
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Post by guitargeek » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:04 am

I can't stop watching it.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:24 am

Yeah, so that was pretty goddammed amazing. I mean, who builds an engine without using a torque wrench? That guy is crazy.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:24 am

much as I love it, I wouldn't bother putting it in an rc boat, as it produces the same amount of hp as a pinwheel.

yes, it is the coolest fucking pinwheel ever, but it isn't an engine.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:28 pm

Is nobody going to challenge me on this?

Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
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motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:22 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?

Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
Yeah, I was wodnering about the ignition thing myself. How would those tiny little spark plugs not glow red hot everytime they spark?
I think this is a motor, as in electrically powered to rotate movable parts.
In fact, fuck this guy, thinking he did something totally awesome. He's nothing but a fraud with a mini-lathe. Christ, he doesn't even have the common courtesy to put real words in his video.
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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:36 pm

This is why we can't have nice things.
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Post by calamari kid » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:20 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?

Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
Oh, crap, didn't notice you were asking a serious question. Definitely not a real engine, it runs off compressed air. It's a replica of some sort of marine engine built for a museum.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:33 pm

calamari kid wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?

Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
Oh, crap, didn't notice you were asking a serious question. Definitely not a real engine, it runs off compressed air. It's a replica of some sort of marine engine built for a museum.
Not exactly a serious question. I just got disappointed, because I briefly found myself believing it was a real gas burning engine. Maybe everybody else knew it was compressed air from the start, but my brain actually skipped over a few details as he was putting the thing together and I let myself momentarily believe it was actually burning something.

Don't get me wrong, I think it is amazing workmanship and love it.
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Post by calamari kid » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:07 pm

Of course the Germans have the gas version.

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"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:53 am

Don't feel bad, I thought Christopher Walken was running for president and that Erik Buell was starting Bomber Motorcycles.
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:25 am

guitargeek wrote:Don't feel bad, I thought Christopher Walken was running for president and that Erik Buell was starting Bomber Motorcycles.
Oh my fucking doG I would totally buy a motorcycle from Bomber, whether or not EB was affiliated. I even had a dog named Bomber.
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Post by Vitiare » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:54 am

DerGolgo wrote: Truly, and effort with no practical application while being beautiful and obviously well thought out at the same time.
I applaud.
Kinda like Bugatti.
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Post by Trav » Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:09 pm

Man, I know I posted this shit somewhere, at least a year ago. Maybe I meant to...
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."

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Post by Zer0 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:24 am

Sounds exactly like something I'd do. After putting everything all together, on precisely hour 1220, I see all the gaskets on the far corner of the workbench.
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Post by Bo_9 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:08 am

This is the definition of obsession.
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