have fun, watch football, drink beer, don't drive anywhere, and plan for <s>the coming apocalypse</s> christmas!
with any luck this may be the last time i ever <s>have to</s> get to cook for 20+ people, so i am making the most of it.
where did i put the arsenic...
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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have a happy turkey day
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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BEST FUCKING HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!
Except for the fact that I have to fly home this year, tonight in fact, I am totally stoked for Thanksgiving as I am every year.
Peace and thankfulness to all of our Home-slices out there.
Except for the fact that I have to fly home this year, tonight in fact, I am totally stoked for Thanksgiving as I am every year.
Peace and thankfulness to all of our Home-slices out there.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Hells yeah, folks -- happy Thanxgibbin from the Jaeger Family down here in sunny and warm Boca Raton, FL (visiting the in-laws).
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Aww, that's... gross. How many wines have you had?Pintgudge wrote:I'm pretty thankful for a lot of things, but hangin' with you folks is way up there on the list!
(I'm up to 1/2 bottle... big bottle)
I'm thankful for being able to complain about the household of inlaws due tomorrow; for the sick children being brought into our house to infect us all with runny, snotty noses; for the 10 loads of dishes I have to process in the process of processing 14 portions of a gluttonous meal; for the ruined banana nut bread that I'm a bit pissed about; and for the bliss that happens when screaming kids, loud adults, and burning dinner rolls make a bastard "terrorist" want to run away.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
One of my favorites for 2 reasons: 1) gluttony with the people I love 2) a holiday without being a holyday.
xtian, DerGolgo, Jonny, Rolly, Thrasherbill, anybody else international who I'm forgetting, happy random Thursday in November. Carry on, nothing to see here, carry on now, keep it moving.
One of my favorites for 2 reasons: 1) gluttony with the people I love 2) a holiday without being a holyday.
xtian, DerGolgo, Jonny, Rolly, Thrasherbill, anybody else international who I'm forgetting, happy random Thursday in November. Carry on, nothing to see here, carry on now, keep it moving.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
