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one of my redendant nightmares
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
one of my redendant nightmares
together with riding with a handlebar that is not fixed on the triple.
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I'm not really from around here.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
That is fucked up.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
I think it's actually a useful public-service sorta thing.
...face it, we ALL know SOMEONE who simply should NOT ever attempt to ride a streetbike. Perhaps even several someones. It's definitely not for everyone, and I like it that somebody is pointing out that it's more complicated than just a "fashion statement".
...not sure about the Jetta - I drive a Ford.
...face it, we ALL know SOMEONE who simply should NOT ever attempt to ride a streetbike. Perhaps even several someones. It's definitely not for everyone, and I like it that somebody is pointing out that it's more complicated than just a "fashion statement".
...not sure about the Jetta - I drive a Ford.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I thought it was brilliant.
Easy as it is to look at those two guys as hipster douchebags, I actually see myself a bit (minus trying too hard, then giving up).
Easy as it is to look at those two guys as hipster douchebags, I actually see myself a bit (minus trying too hard, then giving up).
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
If that's the case, then get a fucking haircut!Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Easy as it is to look at those two guys as hipster douchebags, I actually see myself a bit
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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I keep thinking about it and all i can think is that the message of this ad is "you want to be cool, you tried, you fail, you're a wortless failure and you do not diserve to be part of the cool world, you failed, you'll always be a wanna be hipster, sell your bike because you're too chiken scared to be confronted to the real world, go buy a diesel VW and buy an expensive object that goes against everything that you considered cool and forget about your life and die miserable and never have sex for the rest of eternity"
"oh, and while at it, buy an ipad."
"oh, and while at it, buy an ipad."
I'm not really from around here.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
+1xtian wrote:I keep thinking about it and all i can think is that the message of this ad is "you want to be cool, you tried, you fail, you're a wortless failure and you do not diserve to be part of the cool world, you failed, you'll always be a wanna be hipster, sell your bike because you're too chiken scared to be confronted to the real world, go buy a diesel VW and buy an expensive object that goes against everything that you considered cool and forget about your life and die miserable and never have sex for the rest of eternity"
"oh, and while at it, buy an ipad."
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Hey, my first car was a...

1982 Rabbit!

1982 Rabbit!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
GG, are you throwing gang signs in that pic?
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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- Contact:
Holding my Stephen King novel in one hand, caught raising my other hand to wave or run my fingers through my feathered 80s hair or some such.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
- Contact:
Novel... in your hand? I think I remember that.. books, they called them?
Seriously, I think it's a great commercial. It seems completely realistic to me, with a humorous sense exaggerated for effect.
It's not about bikes. It's about cars, and why you probably don't really want a bike.
Some people are just born wanting two wheels, and those people get ahold of a motorcycle, at some point, by hook or crook. This isn't about that at all. This is about being true to yourself, and VW being the decision for you. The subtle approval of the 'real biker' at the end says all that. They are now cool, because they're keepin' it real.
Plus, I love that they'er both riding Z's
Seriously, I think it's a great commercial. It seems completely realistic to me, with a humorous sense exaggerated for effect.
It's not about bikes. It's about cars, and why you probably don't really want a bike.
Some people are just born wanting two wheels, and those people get ahold of a motorcycle, at some point, by hook or crook. This isn't about that at all. This is about being true to yourself, and VW being the decision for you. The subtle approval of the 'real biker' at the end says all that. They are now cool, because they're keepin' it real.
Plus, I love that they'er both riding Z's
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I also thought the Z1 was amusing.
A over-powered, under-braked, flexi-frame nightmare is not exactly the best choice for first bike, now isn't it.
Why do you think CB350s are so popular with hipsters? Because they are as easy as they are awesome.
A over-powered, under-braked, flexi-frame nightmare is not exactly the best choice for first bike, now isn't it.
Why do you think CB350s are so popular with hipsters? Because they are as easy as they are awesome.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
- Contact:
Is that the 350-4 you are referring to? I never even knew the model existed until chuck explained it to me, upon us witnessing a whole pack of em. Being a vintage european show, though, we were just waiting for one of the wild men whipping around on very flexible looking triumph choppers to dump it hard in the grass.
The whole thing makes me think of this.
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From the sound of things, they actually grew as people from the experience, but the nexus of the road tripping was.. to make a video of road tripping. I mean... I'm just way too involved in living my life to worry about that shit. I'd sure love to be the subject of some hip ass video though. It'd probably awesome

The whole thing makes me think of this.
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From the sound of things, they actually grew as people from the experience, but the nexus of the road tripping was.. to make a video of road tripping. I mean... I'm just way too involved in living my life to worry about that shit. I'd sure love to be the subject of some hip ass video though. It'd probably awesome
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."