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Post by xtian » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:28 am

together with riding with a handlebar that is not fixed on the triple.

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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:37 am

Holy shit. I laughed so hard on that one, thanks for posting that.
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:39 am

Good grief, was no one who actually rides involved in the greenlighting process for that spot?
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:42 am

Assholes.
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Post by xtian » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:23 am

DerGolgo wrote:Good grief, was no one who actually rides involved in the greenlighting process for that spot?
You and me aren't probably their niche.
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Post by Vitiare » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:19 pm

Fine. Get the weekend warriors off the street and into a cage.
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Post by rolly » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:30 pm

Pretty funny and inoffensive. Shows the differing values of the squares.

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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:53 pm

I think it's hilarious. I'm the hapless guy(s) on the old bikes, and I drive a Jetta. But my Jetta is twelve years old.

My bike has done all of the things in the video, except crash into a lake. Though I came within fifteen feet of doing so once.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:55 pm

That is fucked up.
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:31 pm

UJM: Possibly moving towards being the douchecanoe of a new generation.

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Post by FastCat » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:46 pm

I think it's actually a useful public-service sorta thing.

...face it, we ALL know SOMEONE who simply should NOT ever attempt to ride a streetbike. Perhaps even several someones. It's definitely not for everyone, and I like it that somebody is pointing out that it's more complicated than just a "fashion statement".

...not sure about the Jetta - I drive a Ford. :P
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:20 am

I thought it was brilliant.

Easy as it is to look at those two guys as hipster douchebags, I actually see myself a bit (minus trying too hard, then giving up).
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
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Post by Zim » Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:25 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Easy as it is to look at those two guys as hipster douchebags, I actually see myself a bit
If that's the case, then get a fucking haircut!
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Post by xtian » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:42 pm

I keep thinking about it and all i can think is that the message of this ad is "you want to be cool, you tried, you fail, you're a wortless failure and you do not diserve to be part of the cool world, you failed, you'll always be a wanna be hipster, sell your bike because you're too chiken scared to be confronted to the real world, go buy a diesel VW and buy an expensive object that goes against everything that you considered cool and forget about your life and die miserable and never have sex for the rest of eternity"

"oh, and while at it, buy an ipad."
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Post by guitargeek » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:26 pm

xtian wrote:I keep thinking about it and all i can think is that the message of this ad is "you want to be cool, you tried, you fail, you're a wortless failure and you do not diserve to be part of the cool world, you failed, you'll always be a wanna be hipster, sell your bike because you're too chiken scared to be confronted to the real world, go buy a diesel VW and buy an expensive object that goes against everything that you considered cool and forget about your life and die miserable and never have sex for the rest of eternity"

"oh, and while at it, buy an ipad."
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Post by rolly » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:57 pm

Pretty sure I know a couple VW owners who have sex occasionally.

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Post by xtian » Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:33 am

Nothing personal. I had a VW too once. And sex.
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Post by guitargeek » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:17 am

Hey, my first car was a...

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Post by gazza » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:34 am

GG, are you throwing gang signs in that pic?
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Post by guitargeek » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:43 am

Holding my Stephen King novel in one hand, caught raising my other hand to wave or run my fingers through my feathered 80s hair or some such.
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xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Post by Trav » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:44 pm

Novel... in your hand? I think I remember that.. books, they called them?


Seriously, I think it's a great commercial. It seems completely realistic to me, with a humorous sense exaggerated for effect.


It's not about bikes. It's about cars, and why you probably don't really want a bike.


Some people are just born wanting two wheels, and those people get ahold of a motorcycle, at some point, by hook or crook. This isn't about that at all. This is about being true to yourself, and VW being the decision for you. The subtle approval of the 'real biker' at the end says all that. They are now cool, because they're keepin' it real.

Plus, I love that they'er both riding Z's
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:41 pm

I also thought the Z1 was amusing.

A over-powered, under-braked, flexi-frame nightmare is not exactly the best choice for first bike, now isn't it.

Why do you think CB350s are so popular with hipsters? Because they are as easy as they are awesome.
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Post by Trav » Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:40 pm

Is that the 350-4 you are referring to? I never even knew the model existed until chuck explained it to me, upon us witnessing a whole pack of em. Being a vintage european show, though, we were just waiting for one of the wild men whipping around on very flexible looking triumph choppers to dump it hard in the grass.

The whole thing makes me think of this.
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From the sound of things, they actually grew as people from the experience, but the nexus of the road tripping was.. to make a video of road tripping. I mean... I'm just way too involved in living my life to worry about that shit. I'd sure love to be the subject of some hip ass video though. It'd probably awesome :roll: :mrgreen:
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."

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