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calamari kid
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Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:19 pm

Just tell me someone's getting this all on video.


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WeAintFoundShit
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Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:13 am

Excellent write up. You're off to a good start.
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Post by rolly » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:35 am

Just wait until you have to take time off work because of skating injuries. They'll be very understanding, I'm sure. :D ask me how I know

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MoraleHazard
Vatican Sex Kitten
Location: Stamford, CT

Post by MoraleHazard » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:33 am

Stamford has a local skate park. I think I would pay your travel expenses to come up here just to watch you in the park with the kids.
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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:51 am

ATGATT.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:26 am

piccini9 wrote:ATGATT.
+1

Also, how's your connective tissue holding up? I had to give up skating in the 80s (OLD SCHOOL QUITTER!) due to fragility. I dallied with it a bit in the 90s, but that didn't last long, either.
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Post by wzm » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:27 am

Rev wrote:As far as I can tell, everything is still connected.
And yeah, I have a helmet and wrist guards. Bohn Adventure Pants, which I don't like for motorcycling, work well on the ramp. I may pick up some knee pads, though. Been doing some sliding.
If you buy racing leathers + knee pucks and then only wear them longboarding, I'll be very disappointed in you.

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Post by MoraleHazard » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:46 pm

Don't forget to post vids. :)
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Post by goose » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:06 pm

I think this is AWESOME. Round these parts you wouldn't even get a second look as an "elder" ramp rat. Rock to fakie is easy once you dial in your front foot weight with the appropriate crouch. Good luck!

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:18 pm

Yeeeikes.

I'm tempted to do similar things. But alas I always find a way to become "busy."

You should take up surfing. Low impact, all that.
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Post by Zim » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:36 pm

Rev wrote:I don't want to go to the gym, because then I would be a douchebag who goes to a gym. Also, spandex.
After typing "gym spandex" in Google Image, I fail to see your reasoning. I would post pictures, but this is a family board.

Unless you were referring to yourself in spandex, in which case, yeah, you have a point.
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piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Family board my ass. Or something...


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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:13 pm

I have no problem with this.
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:56 pm

You look very nice, Rev.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:05 pm

You said the magic phrase in all of that "its not fun so I won't do it."

I took about ten years away from cycling when I learned how to drive, and sadly it took getting a DUI and losing my license to realize how much I fucking loved to ride a bike. Since my accident I haven't ridden much except to take my dogs out for a run, but whenever I am in the saddle and peddling my fat ass like a maniac I cannot stop smiling, age and pain notwithstanding.

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