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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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I would not want to check the valve clearances on this thing
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
I would not want to check the valve clearances on this thing
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
<- mind blown
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
How many cc does that have? Doesn't even look like two or so per cylinder, at the most...so it's not even suitable for a scooter.
Truly, and effort with no practical application while being beautiful and obviously well thought out at the same time.
I applaud.
Truly, and effort with no practical application while being beautiful and obviously well thought out at the same time.
I applaud.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
I wouldn't be able to stop there. I'd build an RC boat for it. Better yet, I'd build three more of them and build an RC PT boat. With torpedoes. That I could launch, that would be capable of blowing up other RC boats, like those gay sailboats and stuff. Then I'd build a cruiser, and perhaps an Iowa-class battleship, and planes, and little tiny people and I would RULE THE POND.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
This is probably the most awesome you tube vid I've seen in a long time. Epic Win! Actually, beyond that, a thing of beauty.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I can't stop watching it.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yeah, so that was pretty goddammed amazing. I mean, who builds an engine without using a torque wrench? That guy is crazy.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
much as I love it, I wouldn't bother putting it in an rc boat, as it produces the same amount of hp as a pinwheel.
yes, it is the coolest fucking pinwheel ever, but it isn't an engine.
yes, it is the coolest fucking pinwheel ever, but it isn't an engine.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Is nobody going to challenge me on this?
Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yeah, I was wodnering about the ignition thing myself. How would those tiny little spark plugs not glow red hot everytime they spark?Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?
Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
I think this is a motor, as in electrically powered to rotate movable parts.
In fact, fuck this guy, thinking he did something totally awesome. He's nothing but a fraud with a mini-lathe. Christ, he doesn't even have the common courtesy to put real words in his video.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Oh, crap, didn't notice you were asking a serious question. Definitely not a real engine, it runs off compressed air. It's a replica of some sort of marine engine built for a museum.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?
Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Not exactly a serious question. I just got disappointed, because I briefly found myself believing it was a real gas burning engine. Maybe everybody else knew it was compressed air from the start, but my brain actually skipped over a few details as he was putting the thing together and I let myself momentarily believe it was actually burning something.calamari kid wrote:Oh, crap, didn't notice you were asking a serious question. Definitely not a real engine, it runs off compressed air. It's a replica of some sort of marine engine built for a museum.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Is nobody going to challenge me on this?
Seriously, I want to believe. But unless it is the worlds quietest diesel(there is no ignition system), I don't think it is a real engine.
Don't get me wrong, I think it is amazing workmanship and love it.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Of course the Germans have the gas version.
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Don't feel bad, I thought Christopher Walken was running for president and that Erik Buell was starting Bomber Motorcycles.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Oh my fucking doG I would totally buy a motorcycle from Bomber, whether or not EB was affiliated. I even had a dog named Bomber.guitargeek wrote:Don't feel bad, I thought Christopher Walken was running for president and that Erik Buell was starting Bomber Motorcycles.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
- Contact:
Man, I know I posted this shit somewhere, at least a year ago. Maybe I meant to...
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Sounds exactly like something I'd do. After putting everything all together, on precisely hour 1220, I see all the gaskets on the far corner of the workbench.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
This is the definition of obsession.
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When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"