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Post by rc26 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:31 am

...to have your Duggar spayed or neutered.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:40 am

Lunatics.
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:14 am

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:27 pm

Taking bets on which one becomes a porn star from lack of parental attention, and overbearing spiritual rigidity.
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:49 pm

Fucking disgusting
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:02 pm

I'm waiting for our Catholic to chime in...
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:21 pm

When reading this and having my judgments, I had to take a step back and think of the ever shifting social paradigm around family size. At one point, a large family was a sign of good fortune, wealth, and prosperity. These folks surely must have all of that if they can afford twenty freggin children.

Then you look at societal standards now, and having lots of kids is labeled as gluttonous and (sometimes more than) borderline immoral.

Their family size is a product of their cultural environment, our judgment of it is a product of ours.

All that being said, I still think it's gross and irresponsible, and at this point doubly so. I mean, if you've got 19 fucking kids to raise, and you are embarking on your twentieth pregnancy, there is a strong chance you could die, and leave those 19 or 20 kids without a mother.

...not that you could really be much of a mother anyway, trying to spread your attention to twenty fucking children. Blech.
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Post by Caliann » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:54 pm

I counted 13 kids in that picture. Good God, couldn't they get cable?
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Post by bndgkmf » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:42 pm

guitargeek wrote:I'm waiting for our Catholic to chime in...
Is that me?

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:13 pm

bndgkmf wrote:
guitargeek wrote:I'm waiting for our Catholic to chime in...
Is that me?
No, heathen, the real mackerel snapper!
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:37 am

Since the invention(discovery?) of penicillin, having that many kids is just silly.
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Post by Bo_9 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:56 am

My guess is their ride on the cable show was threatening to get canceled so they now have a new media buzz to feed the next season.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:29 am

Bo_9 wrote:My guess is their ride on the cable show was threatening to get canceled so they now have a new media buzz to feed the next season.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:32 am

My guess is that they're religious fundamentalists who have ignored their own responsibility and simple facts of biology by placing their decision making process about creating human life solely into the hands of god.

God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
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Post by Bo_9 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:41 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:My guess is that they're religious fundamentalists who have ignored their own responsibility and simple facts of biology by placing their decision making process about creating human life solely into the hands of god.

God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
Well, yeah then there's that.
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Post by Caliann » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:34 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
get it? they are on it. and the new one will be #20
Thank you, BDB.... you have given me yet another reason not to watch television. :D
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Post by Metalredneck » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:07 am

Time for...Soylent Green!
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:42 pm

rc26 wrote:Holding at 19 for the time being.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wir ... e-15116819
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Post by goose » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:35 pm

while I wouldn't wish such a heartbreaking tragedy on anyone, and I'm certain there is a lot of sorrow in the Dugar family right now, . . . . you can't say she was warned of the HIGH likelihood of this painful and sad eventuality.
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Post by rc26 » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:28 pm

goose wrote:while I wouldn't wish such a heartbreaking tragedy on anyone, and I'm certain there is a lot of sorrow in the Dugar family right now, . . . . you can't say she was warned of the HIGH likelihood of this painful and sad eventuality.
My thoughts as well.

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Post by happycommuter » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:28 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:God is not blessing you with children, you keep having unprotected sex, ya dumb bastards.
That would be an additional blessing. Who wants protected sex?

BTW, the people who supposedly don't know where babies come from are the primitives wanting abortions and miscarriage-inducing drugs.

I support married heterosexual parents bearing copious children, but have no idea why they would want to be on television or why anyone would watch a show about it.

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Post by Sonic Rob » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:14 pm

happycommuter wrote: That would be an additional blessing. Who wants protected sex?
People who don't want to have babies, abortions, or miscarriages?

Just a guess.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:39 pm

happycommuter wrote: I support married heterosexual parents bearing copious children, but have no idea why they would want to be on television or why anyone would watch a show about it.
Because they are unable to support their breeding habits, and having less than a certain number (eight, apparently) means they just have to take welfare and their Christian sensibilities won't allow that. Well, not from the gov't at least, but handouts from the church and local community are OK.

And why people watch it? Ethical trainwreck, that's why.
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:32 pm

I never knew who these people were until now. Nope, I still don't miss cable. Now that I think of it, the only reason we have a TV is to watch our DVDs.
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