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cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
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Post by cjp » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:55 pm

There are not nearly enough motorcycles, unicycle, pennyfarthings, and associated nonsense represented here:

http://www.thesinglelanesuperhighway.com/

Well, okay, there is a lot of nonsense.

But still. I leave it to you all to freak it all up a notch. 8)


goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:15 pm

Ehhh?
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:44 pm

Apparently I am not cool enough to open that link, as I must dowload a Googlechrome or somesuch nonsense.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Post by Midliferider » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:48 pm

Fucking great... look for my butt car.
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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:04 pm

Ehhhh? = what Hank said.

I guess I am not worthy.
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cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:35 pm

Get a modern browser, you luddites!
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:28 am

cjp wrote:Get a modern browser, you luddites!
Mine isn't working either, I don't know what is wrong, I just upgraded from Nexus to Mosaic.
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Bo_9
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Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:41 am

Hmm, no workie in IE8, IE9, Firefox, or Opera.
Looks like a ploy to get you to download chrome...

Its a conspiracy!!!!
:lol:
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Post by rolly » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:57 am

Works just fine in Safari.

I done one but it seems to start from the beginning and run in order every time so it could take a long time for our contributions to go by (assuming they pass approval).
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xtian
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Post by xtian » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:14 am

works fine with firefox too.
Aren't they randomised ? You can see identical cars here and there.
I'm not really from around here.
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Bo_9 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:21 am

The the basic site works in all of the browsers I tried but the draw bit hates my Firefox. Weird.
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:15 am

Well, now it works. Sweet.
The Speed racer one is hilarious.

Wonder how long it takes for one to get "approved"?
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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Post by xtian » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:03 am

If you ever cross death race 2000's frankenstein ... I drew that yesterday.
I'm not really from around here.
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:14 am

Combine that with this from way back and it's highly entertaining.

http://erkie.github.com/
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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cjp
Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Post by cjp » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:39 pm

Bo_9 wrote:Combine that with this from way back and it's highly entertaining.

http://erkie.github.com/

You just made my day. :)


I haven't seen any of mine, though there are currently 6700 cars. Last night when I posted this there were about 3200.

You can however, save the uri of your car when you draw it if you want to share

Unfortunately I did't realize that until after I'd already closed my motorbike with the bomb+bars logo.... :/

I have kept the window open in my second monitor for a couple hours though, and its weirdly hypnotic to have things continuously driving by while I work in the other monitor. :)
goose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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