What kind of woman would go with you to the track, just to watch you ride; then go with you to band practice, because it was organized at the last minute, and "sure, why not, I can listen to your music and draw;" then say "Hey, can you please teach me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow?" then cook you a steak dinner, then help you clean your garage?
Did I mention that she flew here from Toronto just to hang out with me?
Did I mention that she's a genius?
Did I mention that she's hot?
Holy hell.
She's a keeper.
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What kind of woman would do this?
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
What kind of woman would do this?
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
DOROTHY
No. But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place.
And you -- and you -- and you -- and you were
there.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
(others laugh)
DOROTHY
But you couldn't have been, could you?
AUNT EM
Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --
DOROTHY
No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live
place.
DOROTHY
Doesn't anybody believe me?
UNCLE HENRY
Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
No. But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place.
And you -- and you -- and you -- and you were
there.
PROFESSOR
Oh --
(others laugh)
DOROTHY
But you couldn't have been, could you?
AUNT EM
Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --
DOROTHY
No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live
place.
DOROTHY
Doesn't anybody believe me?
UNCLE HENRY
Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
this kind!
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OR SHE'S A ROBOT.thack wrote:gotta be some kind of catch there.
check for an ankle bracelet? (the electronic kind)
needle tracks? check the eyes and under the tongue too.
any loose teeth?
did you check for a penis? some times they hide the damn things.
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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
thack wrote:gotta be some kind of catch there.
check for an ankle bracelet? (the electronic kind)
needle tracks? check the eyes and under the tongue too.
any loose teeth?
did you check for a penis? some times they hide the damn things.
Yep
I'm convinced all the good ones are already taken and we're left with the nutjobs nobody wants
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
I'd hit it.Toonce(s) wrote:this kind!
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Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
pattio.Also, pics. and perhaps a video of her talking to us. and then maybe we'll believe you.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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chiefrider
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Salem, OR
I feel your pain.....
Twenty eight years ago, I found my 1953 Indian, but didn't quite have enough money to spring for it. My new girlfriend said she'd come up with the rest of the cash.
One of the outcomes was twenty seven years of being happily married. She puts up with my motorcycle addiction, and, if I want to ride to, say, Alaska, she says, "Have fun, be safe, and come back to me."
Oh, yeah, she was (is) cute and extremely intelligent/well educated.
Tom in Salem
Twenty eight years ago, I found my 1953 Indian, but didn't quite have enough money to spring for it. My new girlfriend said she'd come up with the rest of the cash.
One of the outcomes was twenty seven years of being happily married. She puts up with my motorcycle addiction, and, if I want to ride to, say, Alaska, she says, "Have fun, be safe, and come back to me."
Oh, yeah, she was (is) cute and extremely intelligent/well educated.
Tom in Salem
His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Your wife and mine are cut from the same cloth. In fact mine willingly emptied my piss-bag and gave me sponge baths after my big wreck, and she still agreed to marry me after that.chiefrider wrote:I feel your pain.....
Twenty eight years ago, I found my 1953 Indian, but didn't quite have enough money to spring for it. My new girlfriend said she'd come up with the rest of the cash.
One of the outcomes was twenty seven years of being happily married. She puts up with my motorcycle addiction, and, if I want to ride to, say, Alaska, she says, "Have fun, be safe, and come back to me."
Oh, yeah, she was (is) cute and extremely intelligent/well educated.
Tom in Salem
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
First off: I love this place; y'all are awesome.
Secondly: the girl (most definitely a girl) just extended her stay for another week.
For my birthday, she designed a bomb (though clearly a non-functional one) and built it on a 3D printer. It was round with a fuse sticking out of the top, old school style. It was mounted on a pedestal, in which there was a digital timer that counted down to right about noon on my birthday. At the end of the countdown, a latching mechanism released and the bomb opened into four pieces, inside of which was a destroyed city (the idea for which she got from "Romantically Apocalyptic") and a mushroom cloud that said "KABOOM" across it.
There was also a full, 1950's style brochure that she had designed and made about a post apocalyptic vacation living scenario, and a story explaining how the world had accidentally plunged itself into nuclear war due to a comedy of errors linked to radical militarism and OWS.
She then broke contact with me for a few days, and the next I heard from her was when I received a tattered and soiled dress shirt in the mail, with journal entries scribbled on it about her trip across the wastelands from Toronto to SF in search of me to see if I was still alive, along with a map to an abandoned hospital at an abandoned naval base somewhat near my house, with the instructions that I was to meet here there at midnight on a certain day. We explored a bunch of abandoned buildings, and ended up having sex in a particularly interesting and difficult to reach spot, in full view of a security guard, who couldn't figure out how to get to us in order to kick us out (we waved at him as we left, and he seemed none too pleased, and made sure to follow us off of the island; whether he was actually doing his job, or just hoping for another free show, will forever remain unanswered).
And she's a dirtbike natural, and laughs off her crashes.
Also, she used to be a professional fighter who got flown all over the world for one of those companies who pays the girls more if they fight topless. (Only she didn't fight topless; instead she kept her clothes on and kicked a bunch of ass so she could travel to exotic locations and get paid to do it.)
And yet, somehow, despite all of this, she's not crazy, dramatic, or any sort of basket case. All I can do is thank the lord for my good fortune and her poor judgment.
Secondly: the girl (most definitely a girl) just extended her stay for another week.
For my birthday, she designed a bomb (though clearly a non-functional one) and built it on a 3D printer. It was round with a fuse sticking out of the top, old school style. It was mounted on a pedestal, in which there was a digital timer that counted down to right about noon on my birthday. At the end of the countdown, a latching mechanism released and the bomb opened into four pieces, inside of which was a destroyed city (the idea for which she got from "Romantically Apocalyptic") and a mushroom cloud that said "KABOOM" across it.
There was also a full, 1950's style brochure that she had designed and made about a post apocalyptic vacation living scenario, and a story explaining how the world had accidentally plunged itself into nuclear war due to a comedy of errors linked to radical militarism and OWS.
She then broke contact with me for a few days, and the next I heard from her was when I received a tattered and soiled dress shirt in the mail, with journal entries scribbled on it about her trip across the wastelands from Toronto to SF in search of me to see if I was still alive, along with a map to an abandoned hospital at an abandoned naval base somewhat near my house, with the instructions that I was to meet here there at midnight on a certain day. We explored a bunch of abandoned buildings, and ended up having sex in a particularly interesting and difficult to reach spot, in full view of a security guard, who couldn't figure out how to get to us in order to kick us out (we waved at him as we left, and he seemed none too pleased, and made sure to follow us off of the island; whether he was actually doing his job, or just hoping for another free show, will forever remain unanswered).
And she's a dirtbike natural, and laughs off her crashes.
Also, she used to be a professional fighter who got flown all over the world for one of those companies who pays the girls more if they fight topless. (Only she didn't fight topless; instead she kept her clothes on and kicked a bunch of ass so she could travel to exotic locations and get paid to do it.)
And yet, somehow, despite all of this, she's not crazy, dramatic, or any sort of basket case. All I can do is thank the lord for my good fortune and her poor judgment.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
This whole thread makes me happy for everyone.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
That is fucking AWESOME. Seriously, so full of win, I love the story.
I have one that I thought was pretty good that involves an acid trip, a circus tent, a motorcycle ride and sex on a rooftop at sunset, but yours is in fact superior and I must now step my game up.
I have one that I thought was pretty good that involves an acid trip, a circus tent, a motorcycle ride and sex on a rooftop at sunset, but yours is in fact superior and I must now step my game up.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Ya know the nerd girl from American Pie? Ya know "one time, at band camp..." that chick? I basically have that girl, only with a multicolored dread mohawk. We spent new years eve welding up a wall sconce out of scrap metal I salvaged from the nuclear lab dumpster. Today I taught her how to surf. Also, speaking of pie, she's baking me one right now. Another one. This would be pie number four.
I hate to keep on about it, but at this point, I'm pretty sure I've been in a horrible motorcycle accident, and I'm just in a really awesome coma.
I hate to keep on about it, but at this point, I'm pretty sure I've been in a horrible motorcycle accident, and I'm just in a really awesome coma.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.