My girlfriend's dad... (aaand my girlfriend's friends...)

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:26 pm

Apparently my girlfriend's dad already likes me, because I taught his daughter how to ride dirtbikes.
Turns out he was a trials rider in his day, and still goes out and dicks around on his old 70's TY250.
Or his 1967 Matchless.
Or his beemer, whatever model that may be.

Score!

calamari kid · Post by **calamari kid** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:16 am

I'm just hating you more and more every minute.

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:19 am

calamari kid wrote:I'm just hating you more and more every minute.

Me too neither.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:29 am

Matchless? someone say Matchless here???

MATPOC · Post by **MATPOC** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:12 am

does she have a sister?

Bo_9 · Post by **Bo_9** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:17 am

Sisyphus wrote:Matchless? someone say Matchless here???

Yes, apparently WAFS is matchless when it comes to finding companionship...

SidVicious · Post by **SidVicious** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:34 pm

WAFS, I mean this from the bottom of my cold, black heart.

Fuck you.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:29 pm

Fortunately for my standing in this community, it's not all roses. The girl lives in motherfucking Toronto, and we only get to see each other during part of the summer, and a few weeks in the winter.
So while she's totally awesome, and her dad is an old school trials rider, not being around her is like having a sand paper covered sword run in and out of my belly for six months at a time.
Skype helps a little with that, but it's not exactly ideal.

Hoping for some pointers, I asked a friend who has been in a long distance relationship for a long time how she deals with it. Her answer was "I don't know. It's the hardest."

Hrmm...

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:30 pm

Let the hatred continue.
One of my girlfriend's friends just bought her a plane ticket to come see me in February.

STOKED!

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:13 am

Oh, I get it.

"My girlfriend is so awesome and hot and rides motorcycles and her dad rides all kinds of classic bikes, and she's riding now too, and she's so cool."

"When do we get to meet her?"

"Uh . . . . she . . . um . . . lives in Canada."

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:17 am

how much for the women ?

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:19 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Oh, I get it.

"My girlfriend is so awesome and hot and rides motorcycles and her dad rides all kinds of classic bikes, and she's riding now too, and she's so cool."

"When do we get to meet her?"

"Uh . . . . she . . . um . . . lives in Canada."

Like Canada is even a real place.

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:03 pm

I'm laughing too hard to craft a witty retort. you fuckers kill me.

Vitiare · Post by **Vitiare** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:40 pm

This thread is useless without pics.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:08 pm

Yeah, now you have to give her the litmus test of trying to fathom the level of midwinter's depravity in the UTMC.

"What are you doing?"
"Um, nothin, hold still--"
"Picture of me? Don't be showing that to people, ha ha... What are you doing now?"
"OH, nuthin. Hey, look over there!"
clicka, tapatapaclick click
"What the fuck do you think you're doing, uploading my picture to some internet--"
"No, no, these are--these are my friends."
"Friends? Motorcycle buddies? Terrorists? I may be Canadian, but I'm not stupid. I'm not so sure I'm hip to you putting my picture on the goddamned internet so your 'friends' can see what I look like. What else do you tell your 'friends'"?
"Wha--no, whaddaya mean? Wait, I think you have the wrong idea, I--I..."

Door slams

"God Dammit!"

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:24 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Oh, I get it.

"My girlfriend is so awesome and hot and rides motorcycles and her dad rides all kinds of classic bikes, and she's riding now too, and she's so cool."

"When do we get to meet her?"

"Uh . . . . she . . . um . . . lives in Canada."

HAHAHA, the funny thing is that I totally got made fun of for that by Hearseboy Jeff when he was in town visiting. I forgot allllll about that old joke.

Here's a shitty picture of us being dorks.

Here's a picture of her being a dork on her own.

Here's a picture of her being awesome.

And here is a picture of her being hhhhhawt.

And just for shits and grins, here's a picture of being all of those things at the same time.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:51 am

Don't make me post more pictures. I could go on and on about it alllll day.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:54 am

Playing with my friend's kid...

Driving her favorite thing in the world...

SSCAM · Post by **SSCAM** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:39 am

SidVicious wrote:WAFS, I mean this from the bottom of my cold, black heart.

Fuck you.

This

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:23 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote: Driving her favorite thing in the world...

Man, she really loves that trencher, eh? Or is it the Witch thing?

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:08 am

She absolutely loves driving a trencher; it's seriously one of her favorite things ever.
She has a ditch witch patch sewn to her hoodie...

But she also just loves driving things in general. The picture of her driving what appears to be a truck, is her driving an old school panel van that has been lifted about two feet.

SSCAM · Post by **SSCAM** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:22 pm

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:56 pm

worth checking in for, totally.

Vitiare · Post by **Vitiare** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:23 pm

See, this thread is infinitely better with pics.

The fact that not only is she a burner, but DPW gives her (and you) major points in my book. Bravo.

tucko · Post by **tucko** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:02 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Playing with my friend's kid...

Driving her favorite thing in the world...

Hot looking nerd redheaded girls driving trenchdiggers are a fetish of mine. Thank you Geebus!!!!!

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:22 am

Mine too.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:34 am

Vitiare wrote:See, this thread is infinitely better with pics.

The fact that not only is she a burner, but DPW gives her (and you) major points in my book. Bravo.

Next year will be my 10th on DPW. Time flies.
We met out there, but didn't hook up out there. A couple of years ago, we were each told separately (and falsely, might I add) that we each had a crush on another...

As in, "Hey WAFS, I just found out that this girl over there has a huge crush on you!"

Meanwhile... "Hey Pippi, I just found out that this dude over there has a huge crush on you!"

I'm not sure how the hell that happened, or if it was just somebody's scheme to see if they could put us together. It didn't work at first, and took a bunch of facebooking and google chat, but eventually it panned out.
If it was an active scheme to try and get us together, the person behind it is gonna get a huge kick out of it next work season; we were still very tentative out there this year. Not actually together; more just sort of checking each other out.
So if it was a scheme, a two year delay before seeing the fruits of one's labor would be pretty comical.

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:01 am

Rev you are going to be blamed for making me laugh so hard I woke up my wife this morning.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:35 pm

Rev brings the funny.

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My girlfriend's dad... (aaand my girlfriend's friends...)

My girlfriend's dad... (aaand my girlfriend's friends...)