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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MK3!!!!!!!!!!

Post by Rench » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:23 pm

Outed, fucker!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I imagine by the time I posted, you're already out, and when you get home, you'll be in no shape to read 10 pt font, so enjoy your gatorade tomorrow!!

-Rench


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Mk3
Captain Sensible, Space Command.
Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!

Thanks! you're still a douche nozzle

Post by Mk3 » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:27 pm

Single dad-dom prettymuch wrecks any hope of getting blitzed with out a sitter for the morning. So drinking on a wednesday is tough. And being the Emcee for a graduation tomorrow probably isnt the best follow up to debauchery either.

But appreciate the sentiment
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

smalltownsarah
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Post by smalltownsarah » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:58 pm

Happy birthday, man. Props to your single dad-dom.

Your handle always makes me think of MK-ULTRA.

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:36 am

Happy B-Day!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Mk3
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Post by Mk3 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:47 pm

Thanks all. Smalltownsarah, its temporary (thankfully) we'll go nuclear in May, but for now my wife is trying to help azkrakistan form some semblance of self reliance that doesn't rely on subjegation and genocide. I'm sure it will be my turn soon.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:26 am

Congrats on another successful orbit around Sol! And here's hoping Mrs. Mk3 gets home soon and intact!

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:33 am

What? Going nuclear soon? What more appropriate time to where the Nuke & Pave shirt.

Happy birthday, BTW.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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