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Are you a patriot or a vampire?
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Are you a patriot or a vampire?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Depending on the level of subversion within the writing team behind that film, Lincoln will, in the final battle against the vampire overlord, be bitten, and the vampireness will come through one evening, as he is visiting the theatre. His loyal sidekick saves Mrs. Lincoln from vampire Lincoln's attack and is then faced with the world finding out the truth about Lincoln and, worse, vampires. So, he yells "Sic semper tyrannis!", jumps onto the stage and succesfully, by taking the blame, makes it look like a political assasination.
Or we get introduced to the evil vampire mind controllers who set up the confederation when their arch-enemy got elected, thus having a convenient package of legend letting the confederates off the hook for being slave-owners and traitors to boot. It was the vampire, see! They was innocent!
Or we get introduced to the evil vampire mind controllers who set up the confederation when their arch-enemy got elected, thus having a convenient package of legend letting the confederates off the hook for being slave-owners and traitors to boot. It was the vampire, see! They was innocent!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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smalltownsarah
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Seattle
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happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
worst President ever
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Kristi Swanson and Wesley Snipes are all cooler than that President. And he wasn't even good at his day job.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Ummm...like....well.....I dunno what to think about this.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Because Pride and Prejudice and Zombies won't be out for awhile, and if you're going to make a vampire film it's better to have an axe wielding Lincoln than vampires that sparkle in the sun.
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
Tim Burton peaked with Pee Wee
If you mean promising high concept that is a complete disappontment, then yeah.kitkat wrote:reminds me of "Snakes on a Plane"...
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
There's all kinds of stuff we didn't learn about Lincoln.
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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
I'll probably read the book. I'm boycotting "bullet time" movies.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
So all of them since The Matrix?MoraleHazard wrote:I'll probably read the book. I'm boycotting "bullet time" movies.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I'm with Lincoln. Seems Netflix or Red Boxable.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...