Yeah, how many topix on this board are covered and mocked here?
Could have been funnier, but kinda funny as it is:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Oootmik forum summed up in one vid
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I'm done waving.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Ted Simon
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
OK. I'll bite. Things I admit saying (yes, it's that dead at work today):
Let's go for a ride
I had to lay her down
ATGATT
They look like pirates
Let's go for a ride
I had to lay her down
ATGATT
They look like pirates
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
- Location: 206
I don't understand how this can be funnier than it has a right to be, and yet, not funny at all.
I think I just like the guys delivery, and timing. The rest is. . . well . .. expected. Thats what I don't get about these Shit X Say videos. Most of them don't really take any insight... just basic awareness. Having it condensed and distilled doesn't make it funny really. Just..... factual? *shrug*
edit- hooligan gixxer stoppie was good, and made me giggle. Reminded me of this:
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Which I appreciate, because it /does/ something with the jargon, rather than just cataloging.
I'm still trying to get 'lets get the bacon delivered!" into common parlance.
I think I just like the guys delivery, and timing. The rest is. . . well . .. expected. Thats what I don't get about these Shit X Say videos. Most of them don't really take any insight... just basic awareness. Having it condensed and distilled doesn't make it funny really. Just..... factual? *shrug*
edit- hooligan gixxer stoppie was good, and made me giggle. Reminded me of this:
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Which I appreciate, because it /does/ something with the jargon, rather than just cataloging.
I'm still trying to get 'lets get the bacon delivered!" into common parlance.
Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
I teach the Nuc Maintenance Officer Course, and tomorrow in class, I WILL use the phrase get the bacon delivered. It will be so.
I'm takin it back
I'm takin it back
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I think it pretty much sums up most internet forums and bike nights. The random spewing of catch phrases and words to sounds like one is in the know. Still get a good laugh out of it after quite a few viewings.
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
UPDATE: did it. utilized twice in the process of describing reconstitution after total war. "So after we go over there and get the bacon delivered, we come back....reload and deliver the bacon once more"
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I put it in a mediation brief today. I can't believe I did it.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
- Location: 206
That's the way Goose & Mk3, right in the Hows Your Father!!
Outstanding!
Outstanding!
Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
OK, I will use that term in today's lecture, which starts in 12 minutes. Will report back.goose wrote:I put it in a mediation brief today. I can't believe I did it.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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smalltownsarah
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Seattle
I'm familiar with the term "fender fluff", but don't know about bunnies...roadmissile wrote:A cursory search shows zero instances of 'fender bunny'.
Or it did a minute ago...
/RM
Edit: It's in the "Motorcycle Biker's Dictionary", so there you have it.
http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/dictionary/F.htm
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Mk3 wrote:UPDATE: did it. utilized twice in the process of describing reconstitution after total war. "So after we go over there and get the bacon delivered, we come back....reload and deliver the bacon once more"
goose wrote:I put it in a mediation brief today. I can't believe I did it.
I love this place.Zero wrote:OK, I will use that term in today's lecture, which starts in 12 minutes. Will report back.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
At 9:49 a.m. PST, during a segment of the lecture addressing test-preparation, the following exchange was overheard in Professor Zer0's class: "Once all those external obstacles are taken care of, the table's set, and all you gotta do is to figure out how to get the bacon delivered."
"YEAH!" yelled out one student in the back.
"YEAH!" yelled out one student in the back.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
- Location: 206
Thank you sir!
Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task