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calamari kid
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Are you a patriot or a vampire?

Post by calamari kid » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:56 am

I'm really not sure what to make of this.

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:01 am

Depending on the level of subversion within the writing team behind that film, Lincoln will, in the final battle against the vampire overlord, be bitten, and the vampireness will come through one evening, as he is visiting the theatre. His loyal sidekick saves Mrs. Lincoln from vampire Lincoln's attack and is then faced with the world finding out the truth about Lincoln and, worse, vampires. So, he yells "Sic semper tyrannis!", jumps onto the stage and succesfully, by taking the blame, makes it look like a political assasination.

Or we get introduced to the evil vampire mind controllers who set up the confederation when their arch-enemy got elected, thus having a convenient package of legend letting the confederates off the hook for being slave-owners and traitors to boot. It was the vampire, see! They was innocent!
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Post by smalltownsarah » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:01 am

My husband just finished the book - it's 3rd down on my pile of "to read next" list. I'm sure we'll see the movie, as he loved the book.

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happycommuter
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worst President ever

Post by happycommuter » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:38 pm

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Kristi Swanson and Wesley Snipes are all cooler than that President. And he wasn't even good at his day job.

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Post by Caliann » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:04 pm

Ummm...like....well.....I dunno what to think about this.
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Post by kitkat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:25 am

reminds me of "Snakes on a Plane"... Maybe next they can hook up George WA with werewolves... lol
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Post by Vitiare » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:39 am

Because real history is boring and may not be conducive to our current socio-economic climate.
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Post by roadmissile » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:10 am

Because Pride and Prejudice and Zombies won't be out for awhile, and if you're going to make a vampire film it's better to have an axe wielding Lincoln than vampires that sparkle in the sun.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:50 pm

I will be seeing this.
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Post by sun rat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:17 pm

roadmissile wrote:Because Pride and Prejudice and Zombies won't be out for awhile, and if you're going to make a vampire film it's better to have an axe wielding Lincoln than vampires that sparkle in the sun.

/RM
this. srsly.

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happycommuter
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Tim Burton peaked with Pee Wee

Post by happycommuter » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:18 pm

kitkat wrote:reminds me of "Snakes on a Plane"...
If you mean promising high concept that is a complete disappontment, then yeah.

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:52 pm

There's all kinds of stuff we didn't learn about Lincoln.

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Post by MoraleHazard » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:12 am

I'll probably read the book. I'm boycotting "bullet time" movies.
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Post by roadmissile » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:57 am

MoraleHazard wrote:I'll probably read the book. I'm boycotting "bullet time" movies.
So all of them since The Matrix?

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kitkat
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Post by kitkat » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:10 am

which 'bullet-time' flick since was actually better than..?
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:39 pm

I'm with Lincoln. Seems Netflix or Red Boxable.
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