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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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#$@@#$ Hipsters
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
blurfpiccini9 wrote:I bought an accordion today.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I'm going to be the wanker here and say that I think the hipster thing is fucking excellent! I really dig the crazy costumes and whacky social games that different groups have, it's really amazing to see this stuff as it evolves. Yes, it all looks silly as hell, but so did punk rock, and hippies, and retro ivy league/frat brats, new wave, steampunk, fucking disco man! Contrast boardtrack racers to cafe racers to sportbike power rangers to cruiser "lifestylers"... it's all batshit mad and pure entertainment! I love it! I never, ever want to be hip, it's too fun to watch from the shadows.
Hipsters have made Honda Passport scooters sought after and valuable! Holy shit! My old Ray-Ban Wayfarers are considered "cool" now! Companies are making shit out of "bakelite like resin" instead of cheap-ass plastic! Bicycles are EVERYWHERE! If you're on a road trip and your only clothes get ruined you can buy an entire outfit at Goodwill and still get into a nice restaurant as long as you've got a chain on your wallet and some glasses! Vinyl records are like the new comic books, and it's perfectly acceptable to read a comic book wearing a $3000 suit. Better than all that, for all of the single guys who still act and dress like men, go to a hipster infested city like Denver or Portland and watch the women flock to you because you're not a weenie floopy schmoop in a moth-eaten cardigan whining about how your raw denim skinny jeans stained your mock 80's canvas wallet.
Hip is for young people who give too much of a fuck about pointless shit, but you can be cool at any age and be cool forever. I can't wait to see what comes next. I really want to see what makes the hipsters cringe.
Hipsters have made Honda Passport scooters sought after and valuable! Holy shit! My old Ray-Ban Wayfarers are considered "cool" now! Companies are making shit out of "bakelite like resin" instead of cheap-ass plastic! Bicycles are EVERYWHERE! If you're on a road trip and your only clothes get ruined you can buy an entire outfit at Goodwill and still get into a nice restaurant as long as you've got a chain on your wallet and some glasses! Vinyl records are like the new comic books, and it's perfectly acceptable to read a comic book wearing a $3000 suit. Better than all that, for all of the single guys who still act and dress like men, go to a hipster infested city like Denver or Portland and watch the women flock to you because you're not a weenie floopy schmoop in a moth-eaten cardigan whining about how your raw denim skinny jeans stained your mock 80's canvas wallet.
Hip is for young people who give too much of a fuck about pointless shit, but you can be cool at any age and be cool forever. I can't wait to see what comes next. I really want to see what makes the hipsters cringe.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I honestly don't hate hipsters. I got off that bandwagon when I ended up at a hipster party in Oakland a couple years back, and realized that I was one of the bigger assholes in attendance.
Some of the jokes and rants about em are funny, but really I don't give a shit.
As long as you aren't an elitist asshole, then fuck it... go do your thing.
That being said, I have also encountered plenty of elitist asshole hipsters. But assholes are in every scene, so again, fuck it.
Some of the jokes and rants about em are funny, but really I don't give a shit.
As long as you aren't an elitist asshole, then fuck it... go do your thing.
That being said, I have also encountered plenty of elitist asshole hipsters. But assholes are in every scene, so again, fuck it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
How weird is this?
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
*head explodes*piccini9 wrote:How weird is this?
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09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
Same here. The elitists are funny as are the people who try too hard, but hey, if that's what they like, so be it.WeAintFoundShit wrote:I honestly don't hate hipsters. I got off that bandwagon when I ended up at a hipster party in Oakland a couple years back, and realized that I was one of the bigger assholes in attendance.
Some of the jokes and rants about em are funny, but really I don't give a shit.
As long as you aren't an elitist asshole, then fuck it... go do your thing.
That being said, I have also encountered plenty of elitist asshole hipsters. But assholes are in every scene, so again, fuck it.
The only scene I run from is the upper-middle-class corporate warrior one. I don't really have anything against it, but since I spend 9 hrs a day Mon-Fri being a good little office drone, I'm not going to slip into my little slipper shoes with my Ace Insurance polo shirt and drive my BMW 328xl to go play golf on the weekend. Bleh.
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
