Crazy to the point where I actually feel kinda bad for her. But damn, the people behind her are pretty funny to watch.
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This is one craaaazy woman.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
This is one craaaazy woman.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I had to fast forward from the description of the connection between winter madness and anal sex.
And somehow, you just know, this person is licensed to operate a motor vehicle, permitted to own a firearm and enter legally binding contracts. Where's the straight jacket when you need it? Just tell her it's a straight jacket, she'll probably volunteer to wear it.
And somehow, you just know, this person is licensed to operate a motor vehicle, permitted to own a firearm and enter legally binding contracts. Where's the straight jacket when you need it? Just tell her it's a straight jacket, she'll probably volunteer to wear it.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
its like shes reading the banner at the bottom of the lunatic channel. Has Tosh gotten this yet?
it's like a fucked up Cukoo hate poem. I think I'll make it my ringtone, justto be an asshole.
it's like a fucked up Cukoo hate poem. I think I'll make it my ringtone, justto be an asshole.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
This must be her daughter:
(Haha, whoa crap, I've never seen this version. It's like a parade of hits!)
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(Haha, whoa crap, I've never seen this version. It's like a parade of hits!)
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
After I was finished ripping this person to shreds on facecrack, a friend sent me this article:
http://journalstar.com/news/local/govt- ... ff202.html
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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I see this and I worry about the not-insane homophobes out there.
They'd probably be all like "Yeah, that lady is batshit crazy! But, you know, they do do that, she's insane but she makes a valid point..."
Since they don't vocalize their own shitty beliefs and feelings in the same manner, they might conceive this as affirmation.
After all, their vanity, lack of self-reflection and fragile self-image tells them they aren't insane like that, they are reasonable and rational in comparison, so what they believe and feel must be reasonable and rational, too. After all, any criticism of her speech would necessarily be focused on her obvious insanity, her insanity would be the whole point of why she's wrong - critique of the content itself would not only be outweighed by that, but look positively invalid because, hey, she's insane, you can't critique what she's saying because of how she's saying it. Without any angle of attack on that being left because of the overriding insanity, it goes uncriticized enough to appear correct.
Also, someone pass that lady the straight-jacket. Just tell her it's a straight-jacket, she'll wear it voluntarily.
They'd probably be all like "Yeah, that lady is batshit crazy! But, you know, they do do that, she's insane but she makes a valid point..."
Since they don't vocalize their own shitty beliefs and feelings in the same manner, they might conceive this as affirmation.
After all, their vanity, lack of self-reflection and fragile self-image tells them they aren't insane like that, they are reasonable and rational in comparison, so what they believe and feel must be reasonable and rational, too. After all, any criticism of her speech would necessarily be focused on her obvious insanity, her insanity would be the whole point of why she's wrong - critique of the content itself would not only be outweighed by that, but look positively invalid because, hey, she's insane, you can't critique what she's saying because of how she's saying it. Without any angle of attack on that being left because of the overriding insanity, it goes uncriticized enough to appear correct.
Also, someone pass that lady the straight-jacket. Just tell her it's a straight-jacket, she'll wear it voluntarily.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
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having had my fair share of hearings whereby the "public" has their "comment" time, this lovely woman and her views sound a lot like the other "opinions" about: Obama/Conspiracy/ Bilderburg/ Illuminati/ Alien taxi-drivers/ replicants . . . etc. and those examples are just the ones that come to mind.
Free speech has its price.
Free speech has its price.
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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Re: This is one craaaazy woman.
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Any public ones for us latecomers?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Here you go:
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.