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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Steal This Book...
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Steal This Book...
Any suggestions for some winter reading?
Here's mine. (As if you asked me...)
A Million Little Pieces, and My friend Leonard, By James Frye..
true stories about a guy who battles addiction. Helluva writer, unique style.
Against The Wind, By Ron Ayeres, good book about the Iron Butt Riders. I'm sure most of you know what this is, but if you don't, just think of a nationwide scavenger hunt on your motorcycle. I can't remember the exact figure, but I think the author did about 13,500 miles in 12 days. 1 guy does the trip on a Helix.
My War, by Colby Buzzell. I read some of his stuff in Esquire, bought this book on amazon. I'm not thru the whole book yet, but it's great so far. He started a blog that got a lot of hit's, making his posts while in Iraq. That lead to this book. You can google MY WAR to get his blog.
Ok, whataya got for me?
Your Favorite Uncle...Bob
Here's mine. (As if you asked me...)
A Million Little Pieces, and My friend Leonard, By James Frye..
true stories about a guy who battles addiction. Helluva writer, unique style.
Against The Wind, By Ron Ayeres, good book about the Iron Butt Riders. I'm sure most of you know what this is, but if you don't, just think of a nationwide scavenger hunt on your motorcycle. I can't remember the exact figure, but I think the author did about 13,500 miles in 12 days. 1 guy does the trip on a Helix.
My War, by Colby Buzzell. I read some of his stuff in Esquire, bought this book on amazon. I'm not thru the whole book yet, but it's great so far. He started a blog that got a lot of hit's, making his posts while in Iraq. That lead to this book. You can google MY WAR to get his blog.
Ok, whataya got for me?
Your Favorite Uncle...Bob
Hank III
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- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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- Location: Chicago
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- Location: Rancho Relaxo
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
1) Anything by Neil Stephenson -- specifically, though:
Cryptonomicon
The Baroque Cycle
Quicksilver
The Confusion
The System of the World
Snow Crash
Diamond Age
That should keep you thoroughly busy for at least a month, no matter how fast you read.
2) Dan Simmons (Author of the Hyperion series, another goodie), "Illium" and "Olympos."
3) Anything by Iain M. Banks. (Use of Weapons; Excession; Feersum Enjun; etc)
That'll keep ya busy for the rest of the winter.
--Jaeger
Cryptonomicon
The Baroque Cycle
Quicksilver
The Confusion
The System of the World
Snow Crash
Diamond Age
That should keep you thoroughly busy for at least a month, no matter how fast you read.
2) Dan Simmons (Author of the Hyperion series, another goodie), "Illium" and "Olympos."
3) Anything by Iain M. Banks. (Use of Weapons; Excession; Feersum Enjun; etc)
That'll keep ya busy for the rest of the winter.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Leather by David Sedaris
and
The World is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman
The first will make you laugh uncontrollably and the second will make you think... Note: reading both simultaneously may cause heartburn
and
The World is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman
The first will make you laugh uncontrollably and the second will make you think... Note: reading both simultaneously may cause heartburn
W.W.T.S.D.
What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
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from Latin America
...Its all I read any more. I only get to read stuff for my classes, but...There is some good stuff if you can find translations.
Jorge Luis Borges...TRanslations abound. Wrote mostly very pensive horror, also essays about literature in general.
If you're interested in culture/anthropology "Laboryth of solitude" by Octavio Paz is an excellent read. TRanslations should be easy to find.
Jorge Ibarguengotia... From Mexico. really dark humor. Translations exist, but can be hard to find
Jorge Luis Borges...TRanslations abound. Wrote mostly very pensive horror, also essays about literature in general.
If you're interested in culture/anthropology "Laboryth of solitude" by Octavio Paz is an excellent read. TRanslations should be easy to find.
Jorge Ibarguengotia... From Mexico. really dark humor. Translations exist, but can be hard to find
keep your gun and clothes were you can find them in the dark