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This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:26 am

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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:33 am

Neat! Also, you could put this in a bike and still have room to spare both in displacement and power for the 125cc class, the one for the kids under 18.
I'm having weird visions of a big brute youth-model...
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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by calamari kid » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:39 pm

That's not stupid, that's awesome. And I don't mean jangleplatz.
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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by Sisyphus » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:48 am

Proddy racers!!!
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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by MATPOC » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:00 am

To me, someone who doesn't play with 1/4 scale cars, spending $7K on a V8 weed-whacker engine seems dumb, but if that's your hobby and you gonna spend the $$ anyway it's pretty awesome that someone took their time and designed a true replica of a blown V8.

I'd still rather put a blower on my Vespa or figure out how to add an extra cylinder :)

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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by SpecialK » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:14 am

I'm basically with you MATPOC. On the other hand if you were interested in going around sticking tiny blown V8s into random things wouldn't it be cool would it be to stick one into an old Cushman?
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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by MATPOC » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:59 pm

that is way too much power for a Cushman, it only has enough brakes for 3 or 4 hp, 10 horse will make it a death trap :)

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Re: This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

Post by Pattio » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:37 am

I watched the video of the tiny drag rail and I have to say I loved the sound of this little thing so much when they started it up I let out a manly squee.
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