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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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Read the reviews, you won't regret it.
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Read the reviews, you won't regret it.
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Re: Read the reviews, you won't regret it.
"Dropping Yogi ..." I love that expression! 
Yeah, sugar alcohols can be sneaky.
I've tried low-carb toffee and low-carb chocolate-cake. I won't try 'em again. I have experienced what's described here.
But I had no business partners or potential GFs to worry about. Poor Andrea ...
Yeah, sugar alcohols can be sneaky.
I've tried low-carb toffee and low-carb chocolate-cake. I won't try 'em again. I have experienced what's described here.
But I had no business partners or potential GFs to worry about. Poor Andrea ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: Read the reviews, you won't regret it.
I had no idea that comical Amazon product reviews were so commonplace until just a couple weeks ago when I saw a link for the reviews of a gallon of milk. That blossomed into going to a Amazon reviews site and blowing an afternoon reading shit.
I would have never suspected that sugar free stuff could have such a nasty side effect.
I would have never suspected that sugar free stuff could have such a nasty side effect.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
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Re: Read the reviews, you won't regret it.
The problem isn't that it's sugar free, a plate of button mushrooms probably won't do much. Even a diet coke with Aspartame or Ace-K is comparatively harmless. Though technically, the latter two can make certain bowel problems slightly worse, apparently.
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Some people can eat 'em like bread ... but many can't so much as look at 'em without soiling themselves.
Maltitol, Mannitol and Isomalt are the ones I've had not-so-good experiences with, Erythritol and Xylitol, meanwhile, I can stomach.
Most aren't even that much better than regular sugar, many have more than half the calories. But they don't do tooth decay, and as we all know, your teeth are your best friends, to that's probably worth some diarrhea, some might say.
They are often used not so much for their sweetness (they have to pile in other sweeteners on top to reach the same effect as with sugar, often enough), but because the sugar that goes into a dish does more than make it sweet. It adds certain texture and stuff that Aspartame or Stevia won't. This can be duplicated with sugar alcohols.
It's the sugar-alcohols. These: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_alcohol" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Some people can eat 'em like bread ... but many can't so much as look at 'em without soiling themselves.
Maltitol, Mannitol and Isomalt are the ones I've had not-so-good experiences with, Erythritol and Xylitol, meanwhile, I can stomach.
Most aren't even that much better than regular sugar, many have more than half the calories. But they don't do tooth decay, and as we all know, your teeth are your best friends, to that's probably worth some diarrhea, some might say.
They are often used not so much for their sweetness (they have to pile in other sweeteners on top to reach the same effect as with sugar, often enough), but because the sugar that goes into a dish does more than make it sweet. It adds certain texture and stuff that Aspartame or Stevia won't. This can be duplicated with sugar alcohols.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.