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Flat_Black_Rat
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Cabin Fever...

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:47 pm



"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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Post by rhinoviper » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:56 pm

I'm beginning to wonder if you don't have as much time on your hands as this guy! Is the weather still that bad in Nashua???
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Post by Rock » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:00 pm

Go FBR shake your groove thang, Go FBR go go go
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Post by problemaddict » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:07 pm

all it takes is a handful of 24oz bottles of Romanian beer:

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Post by Rench » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:10 pm



It's like a train wreck...I know this won't be good, EVER, but I can't look away...

Dear Christ he's slapping his own ass... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by Jaeger » Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:24 pm

Oh, Jaysus, there ain't enough beer in the world to dull this pain in my eyes...

aaaaugh!!!

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Post by TallGuy » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:48 am

"Friends Don't Let Friends Dance"
(unless they have a video camera)
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Post by SidVicious » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:38 am

you sad, sad little man.

i may dance joyfully around the house too, once in a while. but i don't film myself doing it for christsake.

:P
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:46 am

I want to note that was not me dancing, if it was I'd have the Highpoints on. Yes Nashua still sucks, they salt and sand the hell out of the roads, so when it does warm up for a day or two you need knobbies.
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Post by rhinoviper » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:26 am

Well, producing that kind of video isn't going to get him a knobbie!
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Post by SidVicious » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:29 pm

rhinoviper wrote:Well, producing that kind of video isn't going to get him a knobbie!
congradulations, RV. that line in your signature no longer applies to me. :P :shock:

and FBR, i figured that it prolly wasn't you. a UTMC'er would have represented a bit more. :)
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Post by Rock » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:37 pm

Being a witness to FBR dancing, He was in full effect chasing all the scooter chicks he could!!!
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Post by Zim » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:42 pm

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:Yes Nashua still sucks, they salt and sand the hell out of the roads, so when it does warm up for a day or two you need knobbies.
Knobbies? I'm 50 miles North of Nausea. Bike's been out four times this year. Bald rear tire. RIDE, damnit! :wink:
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:19 pm

Don't get it twisted I've has the bike out a few times, once in the snow, but its just not as much fun, thats all I'm saying...
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:45 pm

zimquidl wrote:Knobbies? I'm 50 miles North of Nausea. Bike's been out four times this year. Bald rear tire. RIDE, damnit! :wink:
Yeah, the problem is Eric goes out for a short ride and ends up in Virginia. :D

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Post by Zim » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:58 am

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I've has the bike out a few times, once in the snow
You win. No snow for me. I lost my nerve years ago when I lowsided on some slippery shit.

No, really, it was shit. Cow shit.
The Shifty Jesus wrote:Yeah, the problem is Eric goes out for a short ride and ends up in Virginia.
I've read this before about you. What's the secret for epic rides? I get more than a couple hundrit on the odo and I'm walking around afterwords like a post-colonoscopy patient with a not so gentle doctor.
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Post by Rock » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:11 am

Mr. FBR has 2 things working for him:

#1 he has his youth on his side, those kids can bounce back from anything, give him a year or 2 and things may change. (I really doubt it though)

#2 He has been brainwashed,err opps, I mean conditioned so if he's not hurting he's not having fun, (for example see the incriminating pics )
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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:42 am

That movie was fuggin hilarious! Ya know, people used to think we were odd because we screw gals in the arse to get the snow to melt from the streets ( [url]http://www.blackletter.org/gallery/pave ... e.html/img] ). The thing is, it works, it keeps you from being canned up inside for months at a time. It prevents dancing in your apartment in full leathers and helmet, and now that we've seen the horrors of it, I'm glad we sacrificed so many behymen over the yers

On a side note, at least the guy can dance...I can barely walk!
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Post by SidVicious » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:14 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:That movie was fuggin hilarious! Ya know, people used to think we were odd because we screw gals in the arse to get the snow to melt from the streets ( [url]http://www.blackletter.org/gallery/pave ... e.html/img] ). The thing is, it works, it keeps you from being canned up inside for months at a time. It prevents dancing in your apartment in full leathers and helmet, and now that we've seen the horrors of it, I'm glad we sacrificed so many behymen over the yers

On a side note, at least the guy can dance...I can barely walk!
omg... i can't believe i've never seen that link before. :lol: all i got to say is: I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!1!!


i know full well the effects of cabin fever. not that i get snowed in a whole bunch, but rather i'm just home alot. that and since i live alone in my house, i get pretty stir crazy.

but i never dance that well. i could study his moves, but god i don't want to watch that again.
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:19 pm

I found more of this, at least its chicks this time...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... motorcycle
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Post by Rock » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:01 pm

Its sad but the guy was a better dancer
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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:33 pm

Very true... But if these girls can ride like he danced I want to find them...
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Post by 919 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:15 am

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:Don't get it twisted I've has the bike out a few times, once in the snow, but its just not as much fun, thats all I'm saying...
I went out a couple of times with snow on the ground but not on the streets. Salty and sandy as hell over here in mass too.

When I'm gonna ride in the snow I prefer the XR with screws in the tires. Right tool for the job and all. :wink:

I have kind of the same reputation for going out for a little ride and ending a few states away. It's gotten to the point that even if I think I am coming back in an hour I still strap the tent and bed-roll to the back of the bike. :mrgreen: The wifey hates it when I call her from Maine and tell her I'm gonna be a little late. :shock:
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:15 pm

zimquidl wrote:What's the secret for epic rides? I get more than a couple hundrit on the odo and I'm walking around afterwords like a post-colonoscopy patient with a not so gentle doctor.
We tempt him with cheap beer, free helmets, and scooter girls.

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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:28 pm

PBR, hot girls, and free swag is all it takes...
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:29 pm

Oh yeah, and spark plug mounted plastic dildos for said helmets :mrgreen:

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Post by Ames » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:35 pm

Sacramento has a winter season? What, does it drop below 55 degrees? :P I wintered over in San Francisco riding a scooter when I was 18 and had no gear. It was cold as hell, but certainly no reason to hang up the helmet for the season (I won't go into what suppressed trolly tracks and grated-metal bridges do to you at 35mph, though :shock: ).
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