ACHTUNG!
Das Machine is nicht für gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blöwenfusen, und poppencörken mit spitzenßpärken. Ist nicht für gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren müsten keepen das cottenpickenen hands in das pockets – so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
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STUPID STUFF TO HANG OVER YOUR MACHINE AT WORK
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
STUPID STUFF TO HANG OVER YOUR MACHINE AT WORK
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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919
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: I'm a Masshole
Ha.
I thought you were saying that you posted that above the machine you were working at.
Sounds like some of the guys working down on the shop floor here is all.
When I don't want to bothered I just put a not on my "privacy screen" on my cubicle that I'm sleeping so leave me alone.
But I couldn't deal with a cubicle so I just quit my job. Now to find another one.......
I thought you were saying that you posted that above the machine you were working at.
Sounds like some of the guys working down on the shop floor here is all.
When I don't want to bothered I just put a not on my "privacy screen" on my cubicle that I'm sleeping so leave me alone.
But I couldn't deal with a cubicle so I just quit my job. Now to find another one.......
Bikes: '02 Honda 919 (Hornet)
'83 Honda XR350 (The Tank)
'83 Honda XR350 (The Tank)
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Well, it's posted over my computer, but they wised up and don't let me play with heavy machinery any more.919 wrote:Ha.
I thought you were saying that you posted that above the machine you were working at.
It really should be hung over something large and dangerous -- or a server.
Sounds like some of the guys working down on the shop floor here is all.
Well, I have an office I share with a couple of other disgruntled workers, so we turn off all the lights and go into "stealth mode" so folks don't realize we're here.But I couldn't deal with a cubicle so I just quit my job. Now to find another one.......
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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lol! i used to do that at my old job once in a while. usually a manager would happen to catch it, flip the light back on, then scold me.Jaeger wrote:Well, I have an office I share with a couple of other disgruntled workers, so we turn off all the lights and go into "stealth mode" so folks don't realize we're here.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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919
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: I'm a Masshole
Our machines would definately be considered large and dangerous. We had one woman a couple of years ago that can only count to 8-1/2It really should be hung over something large and dangerous -- or a server.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..7-1/2..8..8-1/2 then she ran out fingers.
I know, that's bad. before you ask she was in on the joke.
That is really funny.Well, I have an office I share with a couple of other disgruntled workers, so we turn off all the lights and go into "stealth mode" so folks don't realize we're here.
Try this one, just run down the halls and when someone talks to you yell "Ninja vanish!" and then fall flat on your face and just lay there. They probably won't ask you to do anything after that.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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There is a game played on the MSC ships at night called Rainbow 6.
The mate on watch dons the night vision and hides in the corner quietly and watches what the AB's on watch do. After 10 min or so its funny to see how poeple react to a percieved absence of command.....
over a beer i'll give some gory details......
The mate on watch dons the night vision and hides in the corner quietly and watches what the AB's on watch do. After 10 min or so its funny to see how poeple react to a percieved absence of command.....
over a beer i'll give some gory details......
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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Rock
- Superfudge!
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Over a beer I'll tell you about fucking with Marines on an LPH!Rock712 wrote:I prefer, chow line, a bucket of steam and some relative bearing grease.......SidVicious wrote:
will a gallon prop wash do? i got a 100 ft of shore line too.
OR Sailor Jerry rum
But while you're at it, does anyone have a spare 100 feet of gigline for the Captain's Gig? Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I got a few good ones too... but alas they dont look anywhere as cool when typed....
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
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These workplace safety signs got me thinking...
Rolly posted this...what? A couple of years ago? So most probably have seen it already...but every once in a while I have to dust it off and watch again...
Stapelfahrer Klaus
For those who haven't seen it...it starts off slow...
Rolly posted this...what? A couple of years ago? So most probably have seen it already...but every once in a while I have to dust it off and watch again...
Stapelfahrer Klaus
For those who haven't seen it...it starts off slow...
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I got an Al Capone quote in my cube...
"You can get alot farther with a kind word and a gun, than a kind word alone."
I guess the bad part is that I work at a gun company. That and my
"Happiness is a belt fed weapon" sticker on my computer.
"You can get alot farther with a kind word and a gun, than a kind word alone."
I guess the bad part is that I work at a gun company. That and my
"Happiness is a belt fed weapon" sticker on my computer.
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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919
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: I'm a Masshole
What?Gauss wrote:These workplace safety signs got me thinking...
Rolly posted this...what? A couple of years ago? So most probably have seen it already...but every once in a while I have to dust it off and watch again...
Stapelfahrer Klaus
For those who haven't seen it...it starts off slow...
ok. That was definately interesting.
I wish I knew german.
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'83 Honda XR350 (The Tank)
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
that was great! i'll have to have the better half translate it for me. she's trying to get me to learn german a little bit here and there. so far i'm not retaining it too well.
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1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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919, it's nothing special - and that's exactly what makes it funny. They did use the exact same voice-over who's narrating all those stupid safety movies and his text is very uptight and says the things you would expect to hear in one of those movies. I remember when I made my forklifter licence they used to show us movies like that, only the non-funny versions ... of course.
Heck, these film-makers seemed to have to much time on their hands and were seriously bored with their jobs.
Heck, these film-makers seemed to have to much time on their hands and were seriously bored with their jobs.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.