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I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS RIGHT NOW WHILE I'M AT WORK...

Post by Jaeger » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:23 am

...'cause now I can't focus. Or stand up.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/62597.htm

Uuuuuuuh...

:mrgreen: :evil: :cry: :P :shock:

I think I need a little time alone.

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Post by Rock » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:44 am

TIGHT PANTS TIGHT PANTS!!!!
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:08 pm

I think they could have found a better stock photo of the girl, though. I thought beautiful celebrities weren't allowed to go outside ugly...
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:34 pm

:shudder:

i've said it before, she is freaking hot. freakish hot, that is.
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Its ok

Post by skydivingbiker » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:51 pm

In my imagination, shes always been bisexual with Christinia Ricci.... in my bedroom. :mrgreen:

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Post by Metalredneck » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:19 pm

We up north use the metric scale on chicks like her. How many metres you'd crawl over broken glass and rusty nails just to masturbate in her shadow. She's about a 144. Could just be the Jim Beam talking.
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Post by Dobbs » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:55 pm

Angelina is so... :shock: God I hate when that happens!!! 8)
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Re: Its ok

Post by xtian » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:04 am

skydivingbiker wrote:In my imagination, shes always been bisexual with Christinia Ricci.... in my bedroom. :mrgreen:
that was my bedroom, and juliette lewis was in the bathroom
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by SidVicious » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:57 pm

just one night. ONE night. is that too much to ask?? :)
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