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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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For the geeks among us...

Post by rhinoviper » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:16 pm

What funnies have you seen or heard that would be really truly funny to only a select few among your peers???

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Post by SidVicious » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:01 am

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oh and uh, while searching for some images, i came found this (warning: big ouch)
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Post by problemaddict » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:19 am

SidVicious wrote:oh and uh, while searching for some images, i came found this (warning: big ouch)
oooooh :shock: that's gonna leave a mark....
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:26 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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Post by chris1kanobi » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:21 am

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"All men dream: but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was a vanity:
But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
For they may act their dreams out with open eyes, to make it possible.
...This I did." -Lawrence of Arabia
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Post by beemer pat » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:52 pm

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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:11 pm

Not code... again...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by Marinesg1012 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:15 pm

You should know morse code
" I have learned, through trial and error, that when a chick asks you "so what do you do" The correct answer is anything but "I ride motercycles as fast as possible down back roads, and build guns to fund that obsession."

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:18 pm

I do, but I'm just too damn lazy to...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by Marinesg1012 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:19 pm

All I know is SOS I figured that is all we really need to know anymore.

And I am too damn lazy to learn any more.
" I have learned, through trial and error, that when a chick asks you "so what do you do" The correct answer is anything but "I ride motercycles as fast as possible down back roads, and build guns to fund that obsession."

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Post by Rock » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:19 pm

beemer pat wrote:--- -. .-.. -.-- / .- / - .-. ..- . / --. . . -.- / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / - -.-- .--. . / - .... .. ... / .. -. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. . ... - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / ..-. .. -. -.. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / .-.-.- / .... . .... . .... . .... . .... . / .--- ..- ... - / .... .- -.. / - --- .-.-.- :shock:

great i'm a geek..........I'd do better if it was flashing at me...
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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:22 pm

What Rock needs is chicks flashing him, in morse code... Rock if you can pull that off you just might be my hero...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by Marinesg1012 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:24 pm

lets just start with the chicks flashing us
" I have learned, through trial and error, that when a chick asks you "so what do you do" The correct answer is anything but "I ride motercycles as fast as possible down back roads, and build guns to fund that obsession."

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Post by Jaeger » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:35 pm

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just a funny animation.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:47 am

beemer pat wrote:--- -. .-.. -.-- / .- / - .-. ..- . / --. . . -.- / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / - -.-- .--. . / - .... .. ... / .. -. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. . ... - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / ..-. .. -. -.. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / .-.-.- / .... . .... . .... . .... . .... . / .--- ..- ... - / .... .- -.. / - --- .-.-.- :shock:

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Post by Davros » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:17 am

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:What Rock needs is chicks flashing him, in morse code... Rock if you can pull that off you just might be my hero...
Well then he should go to Niagara.
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Post by beemer pat » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:56 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
beemer pat wrote:--- -. .-.. -.-- / .- / - .-. ..- . / --. . . -.- / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / - -.-- .--. . / - .... .. ... / .. -. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. . ... - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / ..-. .. -. -.. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / .-.-.- / .... . .... . .... . .... . .... . / .--- ..- ... - / .... .- -.. / - --- .-.-.- :shock:

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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:48 pm

beemer pat wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
beemer pat wrote:--- -. .-.. -.-- / .- / - .-. ..- . / --. . . -.- / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / - -.-- .--. . / - .... .. ... / .. -. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. . ... - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / ..-. .. -. -.. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / .-.-.- / .... . .... . .... . .... . .... . / .--- ..- ... - / .... .- -.. / - --- .-.-.- :shock:

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by SidVicious » Mon May 01, 2006 12:50 pm

TV200 wrote:Well then he should go to Niagara.
http://scoot.net/gallery/pic.html?pic=35327
looks like my kinda place! :D
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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