As I begin my second year of unemployment I occaisionally have flashbacks to my working days and the odd confrontations I used to have with my bosses. These "people" were generally beneath me and not even close to deserving my repect. So, In the spirit of venting I thought I'd start a forum dedicated to voiding our collective spleens. (No names please).
I'll go first.
Fuck you you fat fraud! I'll see your bloated carcass burning in the parking lot, you simpering piece of shit! Your wife left you because you loved your job more than your family! I should know, I just came from there!
Whew, I feel better now! Your turn!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Say the things you always wanted to say to your boss......
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I'll say something about an ex-boss, too:
What the fuck is your problem, you arrogant piece of shit! You are about as qualified for this gig as a pair of old tennis shoes! You cheap attention whore told your highly-qualified staff to make test equipment for endo-vascular neuro-surgical catherters out of meccano! YOU ARE AN ENGINEER! THINK!
How the flying fuckbucket dare you complain about my work when you can't even formulate an assignment and force me to work with entirely unsuitable equipment! How dare you question how many hours I put into a project when you had me work from home because you preferred me using my own, pirated software rather than purchasing another license! What sort of asshat are you, calling me in to give you a rundown of the project status, on a day of which I specifically informed you I had must-attend classes and then let me wait for a fucking hour BECAUSE YOU HAD TO DISCUSS THE COLOUR OF THE COMPANY CARS! WHAT DEBILITATING DESEASE AFFLICTED YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU COULDN'T TELL ME TO MY FACE YOU WERE UNHAPPY WITH MY WORK AND TOLD THE SUPERVISOR OF YOUR SUBSIDIARY-COMPANY WHOSE OFFICES I HAD TO USE INSTEAD?! THESE GUYS WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE WORK I WAS DOING FOR YOU!! AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FIRST SAY THAT THE PROJECT CAN WAIT TILL AFTER MY EXAMS AND AFTERWARDS EMAIL ME THAT YOU GAVE THE ASSIGNMENT TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND THEN NOT EVEN ANSWER MY EMAILS AFTERWARDS!
I should mention that the aforementioned subsidiary company later hired me and treated me very well and fair. Nice bunch of people, really.
What the fuck is your problem, you arrogant piece of shit! You are about as qualified for this gig as a pair of old tennis shoes! You cheap attention whore told your highly-qualified staff to make test equipment for endo-vascular neuro-surgical catherters out of meccano! YOU ARE AN ENGINEER! THINK!
How the flying fuckbucket dare you complain about my work when you can't even formulate an assignment and force me to work with entirely unsuitable equipment! How dare you question how many hours I put into a project when you had me work from home because you preferred me using my own, pirated software rather than purchasing another license! What sort of asshat are you, calling me in to give you a rundown of the project status, on a day of which I specifically informed you I had must-attend classes and then let me wait for a fucking hour BECAUSE YOU HAD TO DISCUSS THE COLOUR OF THE COMPANY CARS! WHAT DEBILITATING DESEASE AFFLICTED YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU COULDN'T TELL ME TO MY FACE YOU WERE UNHAPPY WITH MY WORK AND TOLD THE SUPERVISOR OF YOUR SUBSIDIARY-COMPANY WHOSE OFFICES I HAD TO USE INSTEAD?! THESE GUYS WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE WORK I WAS DOING FOR YOU!! AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FIRST SAY THAT THE PROJECT CAN WAIT TILL AFTER MY EXAMS AND AFTERWARDS EMAIL ME THAT YOU GAVE THE ASSIGNMENT TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND THEN NOT EVEN ANSWER MY EMAILS AFTERWARDS!
I should mention that the aforementioned subsidiary company later hired me and treated me very well and fair. Nice bunch of people, really.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
- Contact:
Paul, Even tho your a good person and have good intentions how about you promise us something you can actualy deliver on and stop telling us your pipe dreams are gonna happen and that promotions are on the cards when your just wet dreaming. oh and hire a few undermanagers who could actualy organise a fuck in a whorehouse with a wad of $100 bills hanging out their zipper!
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Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
The words I have for my bosses would probably cause my keyboard to burst into flames.
...Thus, I am only going to say that I can't wait to get canned (which looks like it's going to happen in the next two weeks), so I can look that fucker straight in the eye and say "Thanks! I'm going to go ride my motorcycle!"
I don't remember who came up with that brilliant line, but whoever it was deserves a beer.
...Thus, I am only going to say that I can't wait to get canned (which looks like it's going to happen in the next two weeks), so I can look that fucker straight in the eye and say "Thanks! I'm going to go ride my motorcycle!"
I don't remember who came up with that brilliant line, but whoever it was deserves a beer.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
I'm my own boss!
Thinking back to the days when I still worked to make other people rich.
Boss: "Herr Baden, can you come into my office for a moment please?"
Badi: "No, fucker! This is actually the third time today and I'm here to get some real work done, not to have my expensive time wasted by one of your useless rants. So bugger off, stoopid!"
Boss: "Hey, I am your boss and when I tell you ...."
Badi: "I also can go straight to the big cheese and ask him if it's allright that I have to do your job all the time!"
Boss: "You don't dare!"
Badi: "Watch me!"
Actually never happened but I so wish it had. Needless to say that I got my satisfaction later when I learned that 2 weeks after I quitted he got his sorry ass fired.
Since that day I believe in kharma.
Boss: "Herr Baden, can you come into my office for a moment please?"
Badi: "No, fucker! This is actually the third time today and I'm here to get some real work done, not to have my expensive time wasted by one of your useless rants. So bugger off, stoopid!"
Boss: "Hey, I am your boss and when I tell you ...."
Badi: "I also can go straight to the big cheese and ask him if it's allright that I have to do your job all the time!"
Boss: "You don't dare!"
Badi: "Watch me!"
Actually never happened but I so wish it had. Needless to say that I got my satisfaction later when I learned that 2 weeks after I quitted he got his sorry ass fired.
Since that day I believe in kharma.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I really want to say... " What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ripping my ass for what? Ohhh yea not writing paperwork up on someone that your just going to rip up.... let me guess your going to... what ohh you need me to do your job right now then your going to finish yelling at me... fuck you I quit..." well the best I can do is give my 175 day notice... (yea I know I can't spell, and I've have quite a few beers right now...)
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"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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lifeon2
- Magnum Jihad
- Contact:
wow here's mine
Boss: hey rick you need to get your sled in the shop it looks like its gonna rain
Me: cool
kinda good to work for an old biker that doesnt have the standard harley prejudice
Boss: hey rick you need to get your sled in the shop it looks like its gonna rain
Me: cool
kinda good to work for an old biker that doesnt have the standard harley prejudice
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
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spidergirl1nonly
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Inside my insanity
- Contact:
Give me my mother-fucking paycheck you fucking blood-sucking assholes!
How long does it take you to click a damned button on your fucking computer and transfer electronic funds? Or are your heads too far up your asses?
(It's been 2 damned weeks)!
Turn over the damned funds and no one gets hurt!
(I want to go out tonight).
-Charlotte
How long does it take you to click a damned button on your fucking computer and transfer electronic funds? Or are your heads too far up your asses?
(It's been 2 damned weeks)!
Turn over the damned funds and no one gets hurt!
(I want to go out tonight).
-Charlotte
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!