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not exactly chain lubricant......

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ladyracer
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not exactly chain lubricant......

Post by ladyracer » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:42 am

compliments of member Eugene_a

http://eugeneindustries.com/images/advert-image.jpg.



"It's an advertisement for lubricant (not the chain type). Now that's what I call creative marketing. It took me like a good 2 minutes to figure out why that picture was funny, but when I got it, oh man, I was floored."


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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:00 am

Since the link is broken, I suppose you are referring to this:

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I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Photo » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:31 am

A "high power" lubricant?! I'd go along with that! Yeah, it fits in this case...
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:24 am

ROTFL!!! Took me a minute :lol:
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Post by badi » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:04 pm

got it immedietly! What have my parents done wrong???
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Post by SidVicious » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:48 pm

ouch.
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Post by smashinator » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:53 pm

:shock:

It shouldn't have taken me as long to figure that out as it did. My brain shuts off at work, though...
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:57 pm

badi wrote:got it immedietly! What have my parents done wrong???
They raised you in Germany? :mrgreen:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by badi » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:32 am

DerGolgo wrote:
badi wrote:got it immedietly! What have my parents done wrong???
They raised you in Germany? :mrgreen:
That's it! Oh, the land of the free porn!
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then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Post by Ames » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:39 am

DerGolgo wrote:
badi wrote:got it immedietly! What have my parents done wrong???
They raised you in Germany? :mrgreen:
Perhaps that's why I too got this immediatly. :mrgreen:
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badi
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Post by badi » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:38 pm

Ames, you were brought up in Jerkmany? Poor soul! Shudder ......
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:43 am

You guys are going to get me into trouble here at work! :lol:
That was a pretty good one! :P
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