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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
You guys are lucky.
It's illegal to carry a knife over here.
Even the Leatherman 'multifunction tool' falls foul of the law as it has a knife blade (still carry one though).
You have to cut stuff with your fingers
It's illegal to carry a knife over here.
Even the Leatherman 'multifunction tool' falls foul of the law as it has a knife blade (still carry one though).
You have to cut stuff with your fingers
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Honestly, I carried my Benchmade everywhere I went in the UK -- got a few funny looks from friends who commented "y'know, the coppers won't like that much," but I planned on playing the dumb Yankee tourist.
But again, drives home the need for "disposable" blades.
And yeah, the whole ban on blades in the UK is just STUPID. I mean, COM'ON...
--Jaeger
But again, drives home the need for "disposable" blades.
And yeah, the whole ban on blades in the UK is just STUPID. I mean, COM'ON...
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
It's coz the Young uns keep stabbing each other, so in normal over reaction mode, the Nanny State government have banned everything sharp and pointy!!
we will have to resort to hitting each other with sticks.
Shit, banned them too.
we will have to resort to hitting each other with sticks.
Shit, banned them too.
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
I have a Buck that was a gift from my father. Gave it to me when I was 12. I don't carry it.
I had a Gerber I carried for awhile, but dropped it into Lake Chelan last summer and didn't have time to dive for it. It was 20 feet deep so my chances of finding it would have been slim anyway.
Now I just carry a banana.
I had a Gerber I carried for awhile, but dropped it into Lake Chelan last summer and didn't have time to dive for it. It was 20 feet deep so my chances of finding it would have been slim anyway.
Now I just carry a banana.
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
Well, there's my reason for never living in the UK. No offense, but that's just plain ol' wacky.urbanscum wrote:You guys are lucky.
It's illegal to carry a knife over here.
Even the Leatherman 'multifunction tool' falls foul of the law as it has a knife blade (still carry one though).
You have to cut stuff with your fingers
You build it, we break it.
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- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
I have a couple of Columbia Rivers, an 8 in k-bar w/ a tanto blade, a mk-3 navy dive knife, and some teeny thing like the k.i.s.s., but can't remember it's name.
I don't always carry a blade, but sometimes I carry a gun.
I don't always carry a blade, but sometimes I carry a gun.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
some things are shite, some things are good.Flatline wrote:Well, there's my reason for never living in the UK. No offense, but that's just plain ol' wacky.urbanscum wrote:You guys are lucky.
It's illegal to carry a knife over here.
Even the Leatherman 'multifunction tool' falls foul of the law as it has a knife blade (still carry one though).
You have to cut stuff with your fingers
you have to live with the hand you are dealt.
sometimes.
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Don't forget the banana sharpener!Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I have a Buck that was a gift from my father. Gave it to me when I was 12. I don't carry it.
I had a Gerber I carried for awhile, but dropped it into Lake Chelan last summer and didn't have time to dive for it. It was 20 feet deep so my chances of finding it would have been slim anyway.
Now I just carry a banana.
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- GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
I know it is a small consolation, but Granny Gubmint will take that stuff away from us soon. Only a matter of time. Socialism does not work with any type of armament for the drones. Disarm, Silence and Enslave is coming soon to Socialist Republic of North America. Thing that fucks with me the most? These lemming motherfuckers will lay right down for it.urbanscum wrote:You guys are lucky.
It's illegal to carry a knife over here.
Even the Leatherman 'multifunction tool' falls foul of the law as it has a knife blade (still carry one though).
You have to cut stuff with your fingers
Oops, redneck threadjack... as you were.
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Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
They're nice blades and all, but you hit the point of diminishing returns pretty quickly. I mean, you can buy just as much knife for $200 as $400 easily. Hell, I'm talking about trying to keep is closer to $100!Flatline wrote:Lets try not to put too much of the muppet show up on here. That shit will keep me watching for hours.
Does anyone have a Microtech here? I'm really thinking about one and wouldn't mind someones opinion before I drop $400.
Think of it this way: if you scratch it, will you cry? If I had a $400 and scratched it, I would -- so I'll never buy one.
YMMV
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I have an old Gerber lock blade that my Grandpa gave me years ago that is always on my belt.
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I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
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A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
I would use it all the time. And they don't run out of bullets.Jaeger wrote:They're nice blades and all, but you hit the point of diminishing returns pretty quickly. I mean, you can buy just as much knife for $200 as $400 easily. Hell, I'm talking about trying to keep is closer to $100!Flatline wrote:Lets try not to put too much of the muppet show up on here. That shit will keep me watching for hours.
Does anyone have a Microtech here? I'm really thinking about one and wouldn't mind someones opinion before I drop $400.
Think of it this way: if you scratch it, will you cry? If I had a $400 and scratched it, I would -- so I'll never buy one.
YMMV
--Jaeger
You build it, we break it.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
But do they "not run out of bullets" any better than a $100 knife? How about two $100 knives? Or three? I'll bet any quantity of money that my $150 Benchmade "doesn't run out of bullets" any "better" (?) than a $400 MicroTek. And if you're gonna use it "that much," you should probably have a fixed blade.Flatline wrote: I would use it all the time. And they don't run out of bullets.
And if you're getting a fixed blade, you still don't need to spend $400.
*shrug*
Eh, I suppose on a certain level it's just "men jewelry." Like watches.
"It's functional so it's not jewelry!"
"Riiiight."
Ah well. All that said, I've heard nothing but good things about the MicroTek knives -- they're as smooth, reliable, and sturdy as anything else on the market. My ONLY criticism is of the price.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
WWI Army issue replica in any state that has open carry. Works for just about anything I want it to work for, and has lasted me for years and years....and years.
Other than that, cheap folding knives. Use it until it breaks, the blade chips, whatever...throw it away and get another one.
Other than that, cheap folding knives. Use it until it breaks, the blade chips, whatever...throw it away and get another one.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
As far as Microtechs go, yes they are expensive, but try and think of any other quality out the front blade. I can't. I can think of a metric shit ton of great folders for sub $250 that would last a lifetime. If there is a quality OTF blade for that price, I wouldn't think twice about paying that much. They really have a monopoly on that style of knife.
Awhile back, Microtech said that they were getting out of making knives and changing production to focus on this. Not sure if that's still true since I can't find anything that supports it now. They may have changed their minds about it.
Awhile back, Microtech said that they were getting out of making knives and changing production to focus on this. Not sure if that's still true since I can't find anything that supports it now. They may have changed their minds about it.
You build it, we break it.
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- Casper the Friendly Ghost
On kit for work:
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'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
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'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
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- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
There's a guy here in Oklahoma who makes custom knives:
He rides, too:
I'm still getting to know the guy, might end up recruiting him...
He rides, too:
I'm still getting to know the guy, might end up recruiting him...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver
Current carry knife is a SOG Flash Tanto. I have owned benchmade, Spyderco, and Gerbers.
My favorite was the Spyderco Police model in aluminum Tufram handle, but some ass stole it and the damn thing is so rare that even if I am willing to pay the price it's hard to find. I used to call it the Urban Machete.
My next will most likely be another SOG but with a metal handle this time, slimmer in the pocket.
My favorite was the Spyderco Police model in aluminum Tufram handle, but some ass stole it and the damn thing is so rare that even if I am willing to pay the price it's hard to find. I used to call it the Urban Machete.
My next will most likely be another SOG but with a metal handle this time, slimmer in the pocket.
"The Favor of the Gods is won by the Bold, not necessarily the good"
former owner of the K-Bike of DOOM
former owner of the K-Bike of DOOM
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Update: upon further testing playing... the spyderco enduras are nice for the money, but the locks just aren't as strong and wont' be replacing my liner locks any time soon.
Oh well.
--Jaeger
Oh well.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
JESUS-H-CHRIST N8...that's our dining room table!MotorCityN8 wrote:Embrace the SOG:
I know the table needs refinishing, and it's currently being used as your desk, but you could have used the cutting board at least. SHEESH!
Do I have to ground you from playing with the Terrorists for a few days?
Hell on Wheels
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
I was pretty happy with the Spiderco locks. I liked them better then liner locks until I got my Military. I've never had either fail on me.Jaeger wrote:Update: upon further testing playing... the spyderco enduras are nice for the money, but the locks just aren't as strong and wont' be replacing my liner locks any time soon.
Oh well.
--Jaeger
You build it, we break it.
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Ran into a friend of mine today, martial arts instructor, knife/gun nut. Asked him if he had any reccomendations for a knife, I'm thinking of getting a new one. Before I even finish asking the question he has this big, black, scary looking pig sticker in his hand. A CRKT SFG, M16 or something like that, anyone here have one?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels