South Park and not-the-awesome-kind

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:14 pm

DICK... ASSES!!!

rubber buccaneer · Post by **rubber buccaneer** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:03 pm

fuckin' pontoons

UndertheGun · Post by **UndertheGun** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:35 pm

I like the Brad Lackey reference.
I'm sad hes not on the morning radio any more.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:03 pm

I just think it's funny that the guy from the Harley forum says "oh, those guys HAVE to be friends with Adam Carola" just because they share the same opinion on modern "bikers."

No... Lots of people think this. It's a pretty largely shared opinion. It's not just three dudes with media outlets.

FastCat · Post by **FastCat** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:17 pm

Let there be no perplexity...

(chuckle-snort).

Fave SP episode of all time.

...but am I the only one who noticed...

They did NOT kill Kenny! (this time)

Post by **DerGolgo** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:41 pm

FastCat wrote:Let there be no perplexity...

(chuckle-snort).

Fave SP episode of all time.

...but am I the only one who noticed...

They did NOT kill Kenny! (this time)

Didn't they stop killing Kenny something like six or seven seasons ago?

FastCat · Post by **FastCat** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:51 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
FastCat wrote:Let there be no perplexity...

(chuckle-snort).

Fave SP episode of all time.

...but am I the only one who noticed...

They did NOT kill Kenny! (this time)
Didn't they stop killing Kenny something like six or seven seasons ago?

Um, well... (blush)

...I guess it's pretty obvious how long it's been since *I* watched a new episode, eh?

steelsculptor · Post by **steelsculptor** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:37 pm

now I have something to say when people comment on my purple leather pants. oh south park. what a great episode.

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:37 am

I'm a little disappointed that they passed up any chances to co-relate Mr Slave's traditional gay leather persona with the biker personas. What if Mr Slave effortlessly infiltrated one of their meetings until they realized he has nothing under those assless-chaps? Speaking of which, the HD forum that is linked is described as 'the forum to talk about your assless-chaps' so they are clearly a bunch who have their sense-of-humor in good shape.

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:08 am

Rev wrote:To paraphrase a friend of mine for whom this is a pet peeve-- All chaps are assless. Chaps that cover your ass have a name. That name is "pants."

+1

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:11 am

FastCat wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
FastCat wrote:Let there be no perplexity...

(chuckle-snort).

Fave SP episode of all time.

...but am I the only one who noticed...

They did NOT kill Kenny! (this time)
Didn't they stop killing Kenny something like six or seven seasons ago?
Um, well... (blush)

...I guess it's pretty obvious how long it's been since *I* watched a new episode, eh?

I was surprised Kenny made it to the end also.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:53 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote: "for those on here who say it was not aimed at all harley riders. well you are wrong. the word fag in the dictionary now means harley riders. end of story.

Yup. I'm a fag.

no homo

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:39 am

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I couldn't listen to this ass any more, He's no different from any other windbag out there who exaggerates anything ansd makes sweeping generalizations about how bad other people are and about how upstanding he is. He's full of shit.

"One of the few people who goes out of the way to give bikers room" Sorry ass, but a ton of people do that for me. You aren't the only saintly driver out there.

"The last 25 guys didn't give me the wave" 25. Riiight. And is that why you're doing it, for the wave, so you can be reminded of your overwhelming generosity? Most do it to protect their rearviews and paintjobs anyway. Quit being a pussy. Either do it or don't, fucking crybaby.

If he rode everyday, he'd probably be being the drama princess who bitches about howe many cars don't pull out of his way.

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:03 pm

I honestly don't really care what any of these people say, I thought the southpark was hilarious. I watched it again last night. I laughed really hard. Why? Because it was fucking funny.

That being said, I ride... I ride my motorcycle, why? Because I love to ride my bike. I Have a black cruiser bike, not flat black... it is still shiny. (That might change this winter, I am thinking fluorescent green and purple.) I wear a custom made carbon fiber helmet... no it does not have a full face, yes I have picked gravel out of the skin on my face, no I don't care. I got hit in the face by a small pebble hard enough that it made my eyes water and blood ran down my cheek, would I trade that for not hiving the wind in my face in the mountains, no. I have loud pipes, they still have the baffles in, why? because of the required backpressure to make the engine operate better. Would I like a new Buell so that I can turn it into a bitchin' custom streetfighter? Hell yeah... The problem with all of this lies in the fact that no matter how into bikes I could be on a board like this or even on the HD site... I won't be as hardcore as someone else. I fully expect that any time I talk about my bike or my helmet on this board that someone on here will have an issue with it, that somehow my way of riding is not as good as their way of riding. the fact that my jacket doesn't have a kevlar re-enforced spine, whatever. My bike will never be enough for any of you, and that is fine, because it doesn't have to be, all it has to be is good enough for me. So if I decide to put ape hangers on my bike this winter (which I might) I am totally fine and prepared for the 'wheeeeee!' comments and shit I will take for it, (because it is funny and I DO have a sense of humor.) and I understand that, but again... my bike, my life, my fun. I will never refuse to ride next to anyone because their bike isn't 'expensive' enough or because it doesn't have a big enough motor, and if someone on this board decides that they don't want to ride with me because of the way my bike looks or sounds, that is on them... I am not the one with the prejudices.

So what do I do?

I don't have a Harley, so I don't belong with them. I don't have a Ulysses, so I don't fit in with those people, I don't have a 'busa, so I don't fit in there, I don't have a KTM so I don't fit in there, and I don't have a Ducati. SO here is what I get, Lumped in with the HD riders by the people who ride all of the crotch rockets, and I get excluded by the cruisers because my bike is an import. I don't really give a shit, I ride for me... not to impress any of you or anyone else. As a matter of fact I ride alone... almost exclusively. (I would like to ride with other people... just don't usually find people interested in riding, lots of people are interested in talking about riding, very few are actually interested in getting out there.) I don't ride to take a survey of how many people wave at me from other bikes. I don't look around at the other cars to see who is looking at me. I like my loud pipes and 'beetle' helmet... if that makes me a fag, then fine, I'm a fag. I think it is great that everyone on this board feels some sort of 'vindication' that your view was 'right' because the guys from southpark agree with you. Honestly, it feels just as immature as the dipshits on the HD forums who don't have enough of a sense of humor and are whining about the show. Yes... get over yourself, we are ALL outsiders, for one reason or another.

My stance has been 'Ride' I am all in favor of whatever people need to do to ride, if your bike isn't painted glitter pink and that is what you need to feel good about riding, paint the thing pink and get the fuck out there. My suggestion is that we all stop pointing fingers and laughing because the guy going in the other direction has a flat black HD and a Beetle helmet as much as the HD guy laughed at the dude on the 'rice rocket' with the hot pink plastic mohawk on his helmet. Both of them are putting their lives on the line equally when the venture out onto the streets... if nothing else there should be some mutual respect on that base alone... that being said, some bikers are real phony assholes, I have made fun of these pricks before too, when they were talking about 'Fags' in the show... it felt like they were talking about these guys. (I generally feel the same way about the 'Hot Rod' guys that are the same way... phony.)

I had a guy driving a vintage VW give me shit at a stoplight because my cruiser wasn't a Harley. He called me a 'Fake Biker'... and asked why I was riding around my little piece of shit rice. Seriously? All of that is ignorant shit. If you think that everyone on a cruiser can't ride that is just as ignorant as the rest of this shit.

Oh... and I like Adam Carolla, but he can be just as big of a sensationalistic prick as anyone else. He makes many valid points but unless I am out riding my bike for him... I take what he says with a grain of salt.

I have fun. And more importantly... I love to ride. I honestly wouldn't care if it were the bike I currently have, a $90,000.00 custom 'chopper' or a 1965 Honda Sport CB160 (My first bike).

If you love to ride, just ride... southpark is just a fucking cartoon.

(I do think that it is hilarious to go Brububububububub when doing things that are not riding a motorcycle... like blending a protein shake, just like I think it is funny to say 'der tekin errr jeerrrbs' when my friends bitch about their work.)

So fuck it... laugh, get over yourselves, and ride.

You can look for me, I will be the guy in the suburbs with the black fake harley.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:40 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote: So if I decide to put ape hangers on my bike this winter (which I might) I am totally fine and prepared for the 'wheeeeee!' comments and shit I will take for it,

Ypou won't get no shit as long as you put them on right--turned down, Über cafe knuckle draggers, brudda! FTW!

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:44 pm

Mag...

Stop being so defensive.

...or so help me I will come down there and kick you in your shin. Then, you will have a reason to be defensive.

Oh... and you do care what other people think. Otherwise you wouldn't have responded so passionately.

I <3 the Mag.

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:05 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:blah, blah, blah, another UTMC neophyte trying too hard

to many words.....

dozer · Post by **dozer** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:21 pm

I can't see the stupid episode when I go to the website, it just gives me a sad face.

UndertheGun · Post by **UndertheGun** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:46 pm

Rev wrote:Magnus, congratulations on a very long post.
I believe, however, that you have made two errors. The first is believing that everyone on this board agrees about anything. The second error is liking Adam Carolla, even occasionally. The second point is actually an important exception to the first. No one likes Adam Carolla.
No one.

Wrong, wrrrrrong.

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:35 pm

Rev wrote:Magnus, congratulations on a very long post.
I believe, however, that you have made two errors. The first is believing that everyone on this board agrees about anything..

The Adam Corolla factor aside, the true second error is explaining or justifying yourself for any reason to anyone.

Instead, answer any questions about your legitimacy as a rider with your odometer reading, the sunburn on your face, the tires you destroy, the bugs on your leather, the blisters on your hands, and the holes in your boots.

UndertheGun · Post by **UndertheGun** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:49 pm

Rev wrote:
UndertheGun wrote:
Rev wrote:Magnus, congratulations on a very long post.
I believe, however, that you have made two errors. The first is believing that everyone on this board agrees about anything. The second error is liking Adam Carolla, even occasionally. The second point is actually an important exception to the first. No one likes Adam Carolla.
No one.
Wrong, wrrrrrong.

GTFO CAROLLA-LOVER.

NEVAR.

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:38 pm

dozerone wrote:I can't see the stupid episode when I go to the website, it just gives me a sad face.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889/

click on the Fags face...

Mean Chuck · Post by **Mean Chuck** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:34 am

Priest wrote:The Adam Corolla factor aside, the true second error is explaining or justifying yourself for any reason to anyone.

I have to agree, I just don't understand you Mag. You try to present yourself as this hardcore, badass individualist and yet you feel compelled to explain and justify yourself whenever that seems to be questioned (even when it is not like in this thread) which is completely contradictory to who you claim to be. If you truly don't give a shit about what everyone else thinks what is with the essay's?

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:57 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:I honestly don't really care what any of these people say, I thought the southpark was hilarious. I watched it again last night. I laughed really hard. Why? Because it was fucking funny.

That being said, I ride... I ride my motorcycle, why? Because I love to ride my bike. I Have a black cruiser bike, not flat black... it is still shiny. (That might change this winter, I am thinking fluorescent green and purple.) I wear a custom made carbon fiber helmet... no it does not have a full face, yes I have picked gravel out of the skin on my face, no I don't care. I got hit in the face by a small pebble hard enough that it made my eyes water and blood ran down my cheek, would I trade that for not hiving the wind in my face in the mountains, no. I have loud pipes, they still have the baffles in, why? because of the required backpressure to make the engine operate better. Would I like a new Buell so that I can turn it into a bitchin' custom streetfighter? Hell yeah... The problem with all of this lies in the fact that no matter how into bikes I could be on a board like this or even on the HD site... I won't be as hardcore as someone else. I fully expect that any time I talk about my bike or my helmet on this board that someone on here will have an issue with it, that somehow my way of riding is not as good as their way of riding. the fact that my jacket doesn't have a kevlar re-enforced spine, whatever. My bike will never be enough for any of you, and that is fine, because it doesn't have to be, all it has to be is good enough for me. So if I decide to put ape hangers on my bike this winter (which I might) I am totally fine and prepared for the 'wheeeeee!' comments and shit I will take for it, (because it is funny and I DO have a sense of humor.) and I understand that, but again... my bike, my life, my fun. I will never refuse to ride next to anyone because their bike isn't 'expensive' enough or because it doesn't have a big enough motor, and if someone on this board decides that they don't want to ride with me because of the way my bike looks or sounds, that is on them... I am not the one with the prejudices.

So what do I do?

I don't have a Harley, so I don't belong with them. I don't have a Ulysses, so I don't fit in with those people, I don't have a 'busa, so I don't fit in there, I don't have a KTM so I don't fit in there, and I don't have a Ducati. SO here is what I get, Lumped in with the HD riders by the people who ride all of the crotch rockets, and I get excluded by the cruisers because my bike is an import. I don't really give a shit, I ride for me... not to impress any of you or anyone else. As a matter of fact I ride alone... almost exclusively. (I would like to ride with other people... just don't usually find people interested in riding, lots of people are interested in talking about riding, very few are actually interested in getting out there.) I don't ride to take a survey of how many people wave at me from other bikes. I don't look around at the other cars to see who is looking at me. I like my loud pipes and 'beetle' helmet... if that makes me a fag, then fine, I'm a fag. I think it is great that everyone on this board feels some sort of 'vindication' that your view was 'right' because the guys from southpark agree with you. Honestly, it feels just as immature as the dipshits on the HD forums who don't have enough of a sense of humor and are whining about the show. Yes... get over yourself, we are ALL outsiders, for one reason or another.

My stance has been 'Ride' I am all in favor of whatever people need to do to ride, if your bike isn't painted glitter pink and that is what you need to feel good about riding, paint the thing pink and get the fuck out there. My suggestion is that we all stop pointing fingers and laughing because the guy going in the other direction has a flat black HD and a Beetle helmet as much as the HD guy laughed at the dude on the 'rice rocket' with the hot pink plastic mohawk on his helmet. Both of them are putting their lives on the line equally when the venture out onto the streets... if nothing else there should be some mutual respect on that base alone... that being said, some bikers are real phony assholes, I have made fun of these pricks before too, when they were talking about 'Fags' in the show... it felt like they were talking about these guys. (I generally feel the same way about the 'Hot Rod' guys that are the same way... phony.)

I had a guy driving a vintage VW give me shit at a stoplight because my cruiser wasn't a Harley. He called me a 'Fake Biker'... and asked why I was riding around my little piece of shit rice. Seriously? All of that is ignorant shit. If you think that everyone on a cruiser can't ride that is just as ignorant as the rest of this shit.

Oh... and I like Adam Carolla, but he can be just as big of a sensationalistic prick as anyone else. He makes many valid points but unless I am out riding my bike for him... I take what he says with a grain of salt.

I have fun. And more importantly... I love to ride. I honestly wouldn't care if it were the bike I currently have, a $90,000.00 custom 'chopper' or a 1965 Honda Sport CB160 (My first bike).

If you love to ride, just ride... southpark is just a fucking cartoon.

(I do think that it is hilarious to go Brububububububub when doing things that are not riding a motorcycle... like blending a protein shake, just like I think it is funny to say 'der tekin errr jeerrrbs' when my friends bitch about their work.)

So fuck it... laugh, get over yourselves, and ride.

You can look for me, I will be the guy in the suburbs with the black fake harley.

FAG.
I mean, I guess you're just a FAKE fag, but still... FAG!

(Why has no one jumped on this OBVIOUS joke yet?)

In all reality, no one here really gives a shit what you ride. We'll make fun of you for it, sure, but we really don't care as long as you're not a douche. I don't have to ride try and turn your apehangers, and you don't have to try and fit on my clamshell of an Italian bike, so what does it matter? Do whatever the hell you want with your bad self, I don't really give a fuck.
Personally, I'd have a hard time actually doing any real riding with you, though, but that's only because I'd be nervous the whole time that your face was hanging out unprotected, and it'd be a distraction.

Plus you couldn't keep up with those apehangers.

dozer · Post by **dozer** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:38 am

When I click the dudes face-

Vespalina · Post by **Vespalina** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:43 am

dozerone wrote:I can't see the stupid episode when I go to the website, it just gives me a sad face.

Are you trying to watch it on a Mac using Firefox browser? If so, use the Safari browser and it will work.
Nate & I both had the same problem at home until we switched browsers.
Gotta love those Macs.

*edit*
Ok, I just saw your screen shot, looks like you're on a PC.
Or possibly upgrade your Flash & Java?

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:49 am

dozerone wrote:When I click the dudes face-

I had the same thing occur on my laptop in the garage. It hasn't been a priority to resolve it, so...I need to figure out what the deal is as well. A slow wireless connection doesn't help either...couldn't even load it.

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:50 am

dozerone wrote:When I click the dudes face-

God must hate you.

dozer · Post by **dozer** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:09 pm

Though I don't doubt that, it's actually firefox that is the problem.

sweetpea · Post by **sweetpea** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:23 pm

that was awesome hahaha

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