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Anyone here study a martial art?
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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i took taekwondo for awhile, a few years ago. got the yellow belt, then got very sick and couldn't continue.
while i'd love to take it up again, the reality is that it is too strenuous for me now. i've been looking into tai chi though. but i'm not certain. i need something that doesn't require major amounts of calisthenics at its' core.
while i'd love to take it up again, the reality is that it is too strenuous for me now. i've been looking into tai chi though. but i'm not certain. i need something that doesn't require major amounts of calisthenics at its' core.
fuck it all.
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
This is what happened to me after about ten years of Kuk Sool Won at a very small school. I had just tested for my brown/black (last one before black) and went with another student that was testing for his black to the nearest place you could do that. In Kuk Sool (at the time) the Grandmaster was the only one that could test black belts so you had to go to a seminar. I watched a guy that could not make it through a form without taking a break get promoted and suddenly that belt didn't mean as much to me anymore.scumbag wrote:if they pass then the school has lost credibility in my eyes.
Of course that over a decade ago.
Tried several things out since then and found a mixed group with a Silat/JKD with decades of experience as the instructor. It is different since all the students are from different backgrounds and are free to incorporate anything they know into class, very open.
As life happens it is probably over a year since I dabbled in any of it. So I got very out of shape. Just started a new thing to get into a better shape and get used to the routine again.
Glad to hear you are having a good time. TKD is a ball. If you feel good about the test thats a good sign.
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"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Metalredneck
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Toonce(s)
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- Location: south of cheese
I did TKD (a trad flavor, Chung Do Kwon) for ages, advanced, taught, etc.
As a newbie just commit yourself and learn the most/best you can, and when you become advanced you can start to contemplate the compromises inherent in whatever style you are doing. Till then keep your cup empty.
I have been recently discouraged by the overwhelming presence of weak/commercial/black-belt-factory schools compared to legit organizations. Sigh. I mean, I have seen (rarely) a person who attained black belt as a teenager by their own merit. Objective standards have gone way down, though, and every time I hear about kids in my fourth grade son's class getting ready for their black belt test I wanna hurl.
The better schools tend to be non-commercial.
As a newbie just commit yourself and learn the most/best you can, and when you become advanced you can start to contemplate the compromises inherent in whatever style you are doing. Till then keep your cup empty.
I have been recently discouraged by the overwhelming presence of weak/commercial/black-belt-factory schools compared to legit organizations. Sigh. I mean, I have seen (rarely) a person who attained black belt as a teenager by their own merit. Objective standards have gone way down, though, and every time I hear about kids in my fourth grade son's class getting ready for their black belt test I wanna hurl.
The better schools tend to be non-commercial.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Agreed on all counts. Well said.RexAddict wrote:
As a newbie just commit yourself and learn the most/best you can, and when you become advanced you can start to contemplate the compromises inherent in whatever style you are doing. Till then keep your cup empty.
I have been recently discouraged by the overwhelming presence of weak/commercial/black-belt-factory schools compared to legit organizations. ....
The better schools tend to be non-commercial.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
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I did Judo, and a bit of Aikido, probably 15years ago, and that shit still pops up when I least expect it. Usually goofing around with buddies, after some beers.
It's real and crazy how much you can train your body to not listen to your mind, and just do what it knows how to.
Folks that are more centered and focused will certainly get a lot more out of it than I did, but the whole muscle memory thing is pretty awesome.
For the record, a good friend broke a couple of my ribs one night when I "decided" we should spar. He just straight up charged and tackled me, landing with his whole body weight on me, before my drunk ass could really defend.
I also have "restored" perspective on a few buddies that were a few more cups into their night than I, and all we got out of it was some scrapes and laughs.
It's worthwhile stuff, for sure, especially if you stick with it a while.
On some level, it's always there , regardless of your conscious mind.
It's real and crazy how much you can train your body to not listen to your mind, and just do what it knows how to.
Folks that are more centered and focused will certainly get a lot more out of it than I did, but the whole muscle memory thing is pretty awesome.
For the record, a good friend broke a couple of my ribs one night when I "decided" we should spar. He just straight up charged and tackled me, landing with his whole body weight on me, before my drunk ass could really defend.
I also have "restored" perspective on a few buddies that were a few more cups into their night than I, and all we got out of it was some scrapes and laughs.
It's worthwhile stuff, for sure, especially if you stick with it a while.
On some level, it's always there , regardless of your conscious mind.
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Gahread
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Eschenbach, Germany
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Congrats! Next step, green belt?scumbag wrote: So I passed... Time to learn a new form!
My favoritist kind! The best part is, if you do pass it you'll know that after seven years of study you earned that belt and the recognition as a serious student.Metalredneck wrote:Our school is old-style Okinawan, and I have been at it for over seven years now.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Some of the best advice I ever received about karate-ka:Gahread wrote: My favoritist kind! The best part is, if you do pass it you'll know that after seven years of study you earned that belt and the recognition as a serious student.
"Don't ask someone what rank they've achieved in martial arts -- ask them how many years they've been studying."
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Metalredneck
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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That means you're doing it right.Metalredneck wrote:Four of us brown-belts who are grading this summer practised ground-fighting last night. It's not every day that my neck & my nards ache at the same time.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
You don't need martial arts for that in my neck of the woods.Metalredneck wrote:Four of us brown-belts who are grading this summer practised ground-fighting last night. It's not every day that my neck & my nards ache at the same time.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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scumbag
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Dubbya-Eh
Castro... $20... and a will... There is a way.goose wrote:You don't need martial arts for that in my neck of the woods.Metalredneck wrote:Four of us brown-belts who are grading this summer practised ground-fighting last night. It's not every day that my neck & my nards ache at the same time.
Edit: that sounds bad but ridicule away... HAHAH
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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Gahread
- Maltov Rattlecan
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