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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:57 pm
Sisyphus wrote:Both my bikes are air cooled. I'd have no choice but to lane split. Sure, I'll pay the fine, it's cheaper than a new head, etc.
I repeat. You monkeys need to come out here. With or whithout bike (gsglbc can set you up with a rental at UTMC bargain rates). You can bunk at our place, and I'll take you to alll the splitzones. Fuck canyon carving, splitting's where it's at. Pure silliness will ensue. I was home from work one day and I heard about a major accident clogging a freeway for miles. I geared up and headed for it like an idiotic storm chaser. Did it, doubled back for a second run and finished just as it was thinning out. Win win win.
(Also, our weather is probably monumentally better than yours right now. Just sayin.)
Time to head home from work now. Sun is set, making the splitting not entirely fun,, but someone has to do it.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
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by MoraleHazard » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:12 pm
piccini9 wrote:Not sure if we called Moralehazard our "Leader" so much as we blamed his stupid air cooled bike for overheating.
Lol! I do remember at one point in my head going "Fuck this!" and started lane splitting. Some jerk-off tried to hit me with his/her car too. I'm pretty patient but the not-moving-anywhere and my overheating bike was made me just lose my patience.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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by MATPOC » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:19 pm
guitargeek wrote:Nah, Kurt's too cool for the likes of us.
Kurt just happens to be an Analog guy, he is not plugged in to the digital world, no FaceSpace or UTMC account
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:47 pm
MoraleHazard wrote:Lol! I do remember at one point in my head going "Fuck this!" and started lane splitting. Some jerk-off tried to hit me with his/her car too. .
Carbon fiber knuckles--a necessary educational tool.
One student of mine has a chunk of sharp metal sticking out of the side of his boots--barely noticeable, but also useful (if that's your personality type--overkill for me)
I prefer
this for more constructive educating.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
