Moustache Rides

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:51 am

Ok, let me try this out...

thrasherbill wrote:Step 3

Tomorrow it all comes off but I'm sure I will bring it back to step 2 soon.

'Oh yeah?! Well you can take your quickly grown full mustache/beard and shove it. You know why? I have more testosterone than you do! HA!'

Nope. Didn't make me feel any better. I might be more hormonal, but he still has a kick-ass semi-Lemmy. I hope it itches when he grows it back in.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:03 pm

zimquidl wrote:Ok, let me try this out...

'Oh yeah?! Well you can take your quickly grown full mustache/beard and shove it. You know why? I have more testosterone than you do! HA!'

Nope. Didn't make me feel any better. I might be more hormonal, but he still has a kick-ass semi-Lemmy. I hope it itches when he grows it back in.

Thank you. You weren't the only one thinking it.

--Jaeger

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:11 pm

Jaeger wrote:
zimquidl wrote:Ok, let me try this out...

'Oh yeah?! Well you can take your quickly grown full mustache/beard and shove it. You know why? I have more testosterone than you do! HA!'

Nope. Didn't make me feel any better. I might be more hormonal, but he still has a kick-ass semi-Lemmy. I hope it itches when he grows it back in.
Thank you. You weren't the only one thinking it.

--Jaeger

Sorry guys, I have leather face. I could dry shave with a butter knife.

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:49 pm

Testosterone deficiency is the leading cause of ED.

Think of THAT while musing on your sparse 'stache and balding head.

At least you are not facing the idea of shooting pool with rope.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:08 pm

thrasherbill wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
zimquidl wrote:Ok, let me try this out...

'Oh yeah?! Well you can take your quickly grown full mustache/beard and shove it. You know why? I have more testosterone than you do! HA!'

Nope. Didn't make me feel any better. I might be more hormonal, but he still has a kick-ass semi-Lemmy. I hope it itches when he grows it back in.
Thank you. You weren't the only one thinking it.

--Jaeger

Sorry guys, I have leather face. I could dry shave with a butter knife.

Oh, that was never a problem either. It's the quantity and quality of the follicles therein that fill me with testosterone-laden envy.

--Jaeger

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:54 am

Update!

bndgkmf · Post by **bndgkmf** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:10 am

thrasherbill wrote:Update!

You look like Les Claypool

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:36 am

thrasherbill wrote:Update!

Filthy, filthy man!

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:45 am

T-Bill--that's some serious rockin shit that must never come off.

EZ still is the UTMC Sam Elliot. Period, done, nuffsed. But he can leave the chinfuzz off. Let the testosterone remain 'neath his shanoz. The bling grill stays too.

Me? I'm still sporting the hirsute and promised a pic soon. GFuess I'll get one of the nippers to do it because my wife absofuckingly hates any facial hair. It's an asian thing (guess she's likes boys more than men--I dunno, she already knew I was a hairy north american mammal). But is has callled me. I didn't choose it. It is the hammer and I am its host. Thus sayeth the angel when the hammmer found me. Caliann promised to give my yella cinderella a girly talk about the estrogen-enhancing properties of facial hair one of these days.
edit once--messed up, twice, here's one from last night

And to all the pansy-ass lightweights who grew their dainty staches for the cinco de mustache (in March?!??) http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic ... ight=cinco then shaved it oiff, deserved to be flogged with an oaken club until he mans back up.

Grow the shit, fellers. Girlies: condition and fertilize it. A UTMC moral imperative.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:46 pm

sun rat wrote:
Priest wrote:I smell a UTMC Sun Rat Manly Muscle 2009 Beefcake Calendar on the horizon. Watch out, men!

Sunny, All the UTMCista dudes I know are ugly. Scumbag, Goose, jaeger, Carl r off, motorpsycho, tucko, kam--all ugly. Period. I know ugly. I should know, I see myself everyday. None got no alibi. Scumbag tried, repeat tried, to mount me once, but I think it was the rum and pills and ether and shrooms--nothing to do with me. But he's young, and probably working a knot hole right now.

wait:
gsglbc is pretty because he's part girl.

Jaeger thinks Rock's a dish. He proilly has a cute sailor ensemble.

AZ rider is a hansome heeb, and he's a good hugger--that's as far as we got. Butt's done him prolly because he's a hansome heeb.

obiwancanopy is a distinguished gent, by no means ugly, but that don't mean I wanna see him in his leathers.

JustNate · Post by **JustNate** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:01 pm

Okay, so I've never been one to wear much facial hair. But yall gotta answer me one question.
How do you deal with the itching?
Ijust shaved off my handlebars that I let grow for a couple weeks, the wife loved it, but the itching was driving me nuts!

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:31 pm

What itching?

JustNate · Post by **JustNate** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:55 am

okay, apparerntly I have scabbies.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:36 pm

thrasherbill - looks great man. I always thought about the soul
patch into a goatee, but it never looked right.

Here is me with two weeks worth of a stache. Another two
weeks and I will be back in business. Plan to let it grow this
time for a while. All my dental work is over as of last Friday
night.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:55 pm

Zer0 wrote: edit once--messed up, twice, here's one from last night

That's just jangleplatz!

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:42 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote: Freelance

Wow.. this guy took Howie Mandel's gay genie look to an entirely new level!

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:39 am

Zer0 wrote:Sunny, All the UTMCista dudes I know are ugly. .

No joke. However, if the calendar were to morph into 12 months of ugly fuckers, I would like to claim July for myself. Deep summer is when I'm at my absolute worst, reeking from much sweat and few showers, gas fumes, and fire; dirty yellowed "summer t-shirts", bugs in hair. I can't believe I'm even allowed in the house.

urbanscum · Post by **urbanscum** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:09 am

I'll have December. I am under so many layers you cannot see me anyway.

And that is an advantage.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:35 pm

I'll take May--my birth month, and also because my pelt of black fur on my chest and shoulders look absolutely dreamy, matted down on my sweaty, milk-white skin and expanding voluminous midrift.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:06 pm

I'd take September if ya need someone to fill the slot.
I will say that I may make you eyes bleed!

Flat_Black_Rat · Post by **Flat_Black_Rat** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:41 pm

Scumbag will take July 2015, he has started to grow out his 'stash and if he doesn't shave it should be in full 5 o'clock shadow by then...

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:42 am

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:Scumbag will take July 2015, he has started to grow out his 'stash and if he doesn't shave it should be in full 5 o'clock shadow by then...

I'll vouch for that--he has the cutest peach fuzz.

Post by **Beemer Dan** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:27 am

I do the goatee, the vandyke, even the 'stache when I'm going undercover as a police, but the burns gotta keep their own ground, never shall they meet. I keep a razor on me at all times just in case there's conspiracy afoot.

BTW, Eazy, I always told mesself that if I joined the military or a LEA I'd grow a 'stache and change my last name. Just because "Brigadier General Moustache" would be a furiously awesome name. I can now live vicariously through your upper lip.

Bill, you are a freak of nature truly worthy of being one of the X-Men. Wolverine would feel emasculated. You need to register that beard with the police as a lethal weapon.

You have been knighted.

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:08 am

Been awhile since I updated...

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:55 am

You go, boy!

Groove · Post by **Groove** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:40 pm

Caliann wrote:Gentlemen, gentlemen!

Ease up on the 'stache and hair envy here.

It is *testosterone* that makes you go bald. And it is *testosterone* that makes your body and facial hair sparse.

Therefore, if you have a few decades under your belt, and you are losing your top fur, then you know at least that you are still producing boatloads of that manly, hormonal goodness.

I must be brimming with the stuff.

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:24 am

I just re-read this whole thread and LOL'd quite a few times. Definitely worth bringing back up in case any of the recent additions to land of Ootmik missed it the first time.

Also, those that are follicly inclined please feel free to update.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:11 pm

I sheepishly caved in to the power of woman, and shaved. My wifey gives it up more for me when I'm bald-faced. I like it better when she gives it up more.

Just saying.

dozer · Post by **dozer** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:06 pm

I will post a picture of my beard when I grow one. Hopefully sometime within the next decade I'll have enough facial hair...

bndgkmf · Post by **bndgkmf** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:28 pm

Since I started it. I made it all summer with the beard I had to shave once to pass a TB mask test. Are we making a calendar or not?!?! I should take a picture now before I start my diet. My pot belly is nice and pale and round.

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