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Scientists model the zombie epidemic!

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Scientists model the zombie epidemic!

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:48 am

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/08 ... ?art_pos=8

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/zombies/

Check out chapter 4:
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"What do you do when zombies attack? Turn to a mathematician to come up with a model for the spread of a zombie infestation, of course! Students at Carleton University and the University of Ottawa have published a paper in a book titled Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress detailing how to model the spread of a zombie population and various complications in managing the spread of the infestation. They even give humans a fighting chance in some cases! The original paper (PDF) can be found at their professor's website."
So, in a city of half a million, it would take three days for humans to be outnumbered. At least we now got numbers to prepare by!


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Post by Rench » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:33 am

Three days just to be outnumbered in a city? Must be modeling Romero zombies, not the 28 Days Later variety...

EDIT: and now that I think of it, if after three days word hasn't spread ahead of the infection, I'd be shocked. And once you know what's up, no reason to fall into it.

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Post by red » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:10 pm

I agree... must be shamblers. The rage style zombies would spread like wildfire. Either way, it's gonna be a big mess.
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