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SpecialK · Post by **SpecialK** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:12 am

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Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:56 am

SpecialK wrote:You know it's just practice...

It's the Juniors European Championships acta...oh, I see what you mean.

Groove · Post by **Groove** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:38 pm

Jinkies!

wheezy e · Post by **wheezy e** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:33 pm

Mann! jene jungen Damen können ihr Fahrrad sure fahren! und sie ihn in solchen festen Trikotanzügen, wie können tun sie in ihnen so flink sein?!

and, as an homage to thetranslation party back into english:

Man! those young ladies can drive its bicycle sure! and it in such firm leotard suits, how they can do in them to be so speedy?

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:32 am

Practice for what? What the fuck "sport" is that? Is there a clown car competition as well?

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:19 am

A lot of sports have a rhythmic/dance version that emphasizes performance in the theatrical sense but doesn't go all-out on the athleticism. Figure skating vs Ice dancing, downhill skiing vs freestyle, rhythmic gymnastics, and synchronized swimming are all examples. In our US world of cycling, BMX freestyle ('flatland') has been around for some time, and there is a recent trend to migrate BMX type riding to larger fixed-gear bicycles, popular among that subset of current young people loosely described as hipsters. What's funny about this video is the idea that, somewhere in Brooklyn, a wealthy, overeducated young man with a mustache and tight jeans is trying to perform tricks, badly, and thinking that he is on the cutting edge, when in fact there are girls in europe in un-ironic leotards who can do tricks he will never dream of. I file it under "there is nothing new under the sun."

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:50 am

I always appreciate the arts of control and balance. Maybe it stems from my years as a climber. I enjoy seeing control.

I also enjoy muscular young German girls in tight clothing.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:56 am

someone please show to these girls how to sit properly on a bike.

tsssssssss... girls....

Gauss · Post by **Gauss** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:33 am

xtian wrote:someone please show to these girls how to sit properly on a bike.

tsssssssss... girls....

..And half the time they're going backwards for Christ's sake! Typical...

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:40 am

I was about to make a demeaning joke about this being the equivalent of synchronized swimming, except for people who couldn't afford to get into the pool. However, they then stood on the handlebars. Holy fuck who can do that for shits and giggles?

Photo · Post by **Photo** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:04 am

...and I have problems sitting in a static folding chair without falling over...man do I feel inadequate as a human being!

That's some serious balance.

Rench · Post by **Rench** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:45 am

Hipsters and their damn fixies, think they're soooooo special...

-Rench

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:47 pm

That's so fucking 1980's.

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SpecialK · Post by **SpecialK** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:48 pm

...and here's the real thing. This was so cool when I was a kid, you'd get laughed off pulling those tricks these days.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tt0foYesgTk&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tt0foYesgTk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> By the way I meant we could all do this with practise, those girls have clearly put theirs in already.

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:59 pm

oh.. i knew what you meant. I just seized the opportunity to post some gratuitous '80s goodness.

BUT.. your post inspired me to go look on youtube for some recent flatland.. and this guy is freaking ridiculous.

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Post by **DerGolgo** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:09 pm

Do they sell these trickbikes in six-packs or does he just respray his frame a lot?

Ridiculous skills. I like the bit where he stands the bike on the front wheel.

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:15 pm

In a former life, I was friends with a kid that was sponsored by Standard bykes and he just had a shitload of bikes laying around.

I have no idea what it's called.. but i loved that trick in the last 30 seconds where he kick flips the front wheel twice. It made me want to put the long axles and pegs back on my bully and fail miserably at trying to learn this stuff.

The Shifty Jesus · Post by **The Shifty Jesus** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:01 pm

Pattio wrote:What's funny about this video is the idea that, somewhere in Brooklyn, a wealthy, overeducated young man with a mustache and tight jeans is trying to perform tricks, badly, and thinking that he is on the cutting edge, when in fact there are girls in europe in un-ironic leotards who can do tricks he will never dream of. I file it under "there is nothing new under the sun."

Sooner or later one of them might, might realize why brake calipers exist. Until that point, they will forever be schooled by men and women from 20+ years previous.

Still waiting for someone to "discover" the Gyro Detangler for their "mad bar spins" (descendant of the old ACS rotor for you folks who will remember)

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