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Farts
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Farts
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
I won't click the link or watch the cartoon. I already know everything I need to know about farts.
There is nothing funnier than a fart in the right place at the right time.
There is not much funnier than a fart in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Sometimes it's the noise, sometimes the odor, sometimes it's a combination of both.
Also funny is an attempted fart that results in someone shitting their pants.
There is nothing funnier than a fart in the right place at the right time.
There is not much funnier than a fart in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Sometimes it's the noise, sometimes the odor, sometimes it's a combination of both.
Also funny is an attempted fart that results in someone shitting their pants.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Seriously. And funny that Billy, a Canadian, posts this, when this very morning before going to work I was watching the farttacular Terrence and Philip on the South park movie. After the first fart in Asses of Fire, I'm cackling like a 13 yr-old. They even got a Mountie in full dress and a good segment of a cosmipolitan Canadan city to jjoin them in their song. Genius.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Yeah, I made this...... and 2 others...
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/213891/
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http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/213891/
Best to let it load at least 20% before playing.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
That's excellent! Love it!
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I remember getting stoned in college and lighting farts through the smoker's candles. Good times...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So yesterday afternoon I was planning on tinkering in the garage late into night--on the bike, car, etc, so the boys goit all excited--can we sleep with mommy?
Sure, Mommy gets her hubris up--see how much they love me? And they don't fart all the time in bed, so I'm gonna love this.
OK Momma, you wanna smack shit with me? I arrange it so I take the boys out for dinner wheile she's out with her friend. I load up the boys on bean burritos, nothing but bean and cheese burritos fordinner--thoise boys must have collectively had a pound of beans in their digestive system last night.
Waiting to hear how l;ast night went when thery wake up out of their stupor.
Sure, Mommy gets her hubris up--see how much they love me? And they don't fart all the time in bed, so I'm gonna love this.
OK Momma, you wanna smack shit with me? I arrange it so I take the boys out for dinner wheile she's out with her friend. I load up the boys on bean burritos, nothing but bean and cheese burritos fordinner--thoise boys must have collectively had a pound of beans in their digestive system last night.
Waiting to hear how l;ast night went when thery wake up out of their stupor.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...