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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Predators=meh
Saw it tonight, and it was about what I expected from the previews and lack of buzz. An occasional gee whiz cool effect, characters and plot were thinner than the norm as of late with the franchise. If you've got a heavy geek for the predator stuff then I'd say rent it. If not, then don't even bother.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Eh, it was... interesting, but predictable.
It was... interesting to see Adrien Brody play a tough guy, you could tell he was having fun.
Larry Fishburne is getting pretty doughy in his middle years, but he turned in an... interesting performance.
Topher Grace should've had more funny lines, his delivery of "five o'clock is bitch-rapin' time" showed a little of the comedic potential, but Walton Goggins' "Die, space faggot!" actually made me lol.
It was... interesting to see Adrien Brody play a tough guy, you could tell he was having fun.
Larry Fishburne is getting pretty doughy in his middle years, but he turned in an... interesting performance.
Topher Grace should've had more funny lines, his delivery of "five o'clock is bitch-rapin' time" showed a little of the comedic potential, but Walton Goggins' "Die, space faggot!" actually made me lol.
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Bigshankhank
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Something tells me I've heard/seen the best parts now.guitargeek wrote:Eh, it was... interesting, but predictable.
It was... interesting to see Adrien Brody play a tough guy, you could tell he was having fun.
Larry Fishburne is getting pretty doughy in his middle years, but he turned in an... interesting performance.
Topher Grace should've had more funny lines, his delivery of "five o'clock is bitch-rapin' time" showed a little of the comedic potential, but Walton Goggins' "Die, space faggot!" actually made me lol.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
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Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Toonce(s)
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Geeze, I had no idea this had even been in production. It just happens that I randomly found the beginning of AVP Requiem on cable while sorting socks last night (the unbelievable excitement of bachelor w/ kids mode when Mrs. Toonce is away for a few days) and the degree to which the franchise had been played out with that movie was on the order of 'The Land Before Time 17, The Time Of The Journey To The Quest For The Great, Giving Lava Valley Island'. I did watch it all the way through just because the last few times I have tried to watch it my attention would always wander and I'd miss a bunch of people dying in different ways. I was surprised that the babies in the hospital nursery weren't shown being nommed like so many spilled M&Ms.
The main weakness of that movie was that you knew the single Predator could not die until the very end, if at all. Everyone else was prone to be killed at any time. Kinda like watching Anakin win the pod race. Orly!
The main weakness of that movie was that you knew the single Predator could not die until the very end, if at all. Everyone else was prone to be killed at any time. Kinda like watching Anakin win the pod race. Orly!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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I mostly skip movies like this now, as they are like watching some old alcoholic get a kidney transplant. I've met and known so many low budget film makers that could do amazing things with a real budget, and read so much sci-fi that could make for amazing film adaptations... movies like this just seem like throwing away potential.
On the other hand, most of these film makers that I know wouldn't Michael Bay their script to allow for mass product placement, or dumb down the story to appeal to the average zombie IQ moviegoer, or replace the real meat of the the story with "lets shoot stuff and say tough guy one-liners" crap. Don't get me wrong, when brain candy movies like this are done proper they are awesome, but when done badly or even half-assed I want my two hours back and a flash from one of the MIB pens.
One disclaimer: if Verhoven directs it, it will be pure awesome. Even if it's Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader. Verhoven kicks ass and it's sacrilege that his work gets censored in any way.
On the other hand, most of these film makers that I know wouldn't Michael Bay their script to allow for mass product placement, or dumb down the story to appeal to the average zombie IQ moviegoer, or replace the real meat of the the story with "lets shoot stuff and say tough guy one-liners" crap. Don't get me wrong, when brain candy movies like this are done proper they are awesome, but when done badly or even half-assed I want my two hours back and a flash from one of the MIB pens.
One disclaimer: if Verhoven directs it, it will be pure awesome. Even if it's Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader. Verhoven kicks ass and it's sacrilege that his work gets censored in any way.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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Do you know if he is directing the smurf movie? How about Saw VI 3-D? The green hornet? How about Hong Kong Phooey? jesus... have you seen the remakes, sequels or ripoffs of our childhood characters coming?Beemer Dan wrote:One disclaimer: if Verhoven directs it, it will be pure awesome. Even if it's Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader. Verhoven kicks ass and it's sacrilege that his work gets censored in any way.
Cars 2, The green lantern, x-men 4(first class), the hangover 2, kung fu panda 2, scream 4, Captain America: The First Avenger, spy kids 4, underworld 4, marvin the martian, Poltergeist (remake), Puss in boots (shrek), happy feet 2, footloose (remake), A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, spider man 4, The Avengers (all marvel characters), Ramona and Beezus, and on and on and on...
maybe it's time to go back to books...
Oh... and fuck 3-D.
Fuck 3-D.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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red
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Stoopid Hollywood rubbing it's dirty anus all over our collective childhood.erosvamp wrote:Do you know if he is directing the smurf movie? How about Saw VI 3-D? The green hornet? How about Hong Kong Phooey? jesus... have you seen the remakes, sequels or ripoffs of our childhood characters coming?Beemer Dan wrote:One disclaimer: if Verhoven directs it, it will be pure awesome. Even if it's Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader. Verhoven kicks ass and it's sacrilege that his work gets censored in any way.
Cars 2, The green lantern, x-men 4(first class), the hangover 2, kung fu panda 2, scream 4, Captain America: The First Avenger, spy kids 4, underworld 4, marvin the martian, Poltergeist (remake), Puss in boots (shrek), happy feet 2, footloose (remake), A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, spider man 4, The Avengers (all marvel characters), Ramona and Beezus, and on and on and on...
maybe it's time to go back to books...
Oh... and fuck 3-D.
Fuck 3-D.
I used to joke and say that the world would end when we ran out of ideas for music and movies. Now that everything is being recycled, it's not so funny.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
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Now I really want to see this movie...Beemer Dan wrote:Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader.
/RM
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
That pretty much nails it. This wasn't really on my list but it was a majority rules kinda situation.Beemer Dan wrote:I mostly skip movies like this now, as they are like watching some old alcoholic get a kidney transplant.
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+ a bajillionroadmissle wrote:Beemer Dan wrote:
Aliens vs. Predator vs. Batman vs. The Muppets vs. Ralph Nader.
Now I really want to see this movie...
/RM
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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Verhoven is directing the smurfs? WTF? Oh man... Robocop vs. The Smurfs... it must be done!!!
... and remaking Footloose? Would anyone even believe that a small midwestern town would outlaw dancing and rock and roll anymore? Newsflash, methheads don't like slow country music and they dance even in total silence
... and remaking Footloose? Would anyone even believe that a small midwestern town would outlaw dancing and rock and roll anymore? Newsflash, methheads don't like slow country music and they dance even in total silence
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Ugh, I feel dirty after having read that list.erosvamp wrote: Cars 2, The green lantern, x-men 4(first class), the hangover 2, kung fu panda 2, scream 4, Captain America: The First Avenger, spy kids 4, underworld 4, marvin the martian, Poltergeist (remake), Puss in boots (shrek), happy feet 2, footloose (remake), A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, spider man 4, The Avengers (all marvel characters), Ramona and Beezus, and on and on and on...
Oh... and fuck 3-D.
Fuck 3-D.
FWIW I saw Toy Story 3 (in 3d no less) and really enjoyed it. To that end, although Cars wasn't the best that Pixar has offered, I'll see anything they put out, including a sequel. And the 3D in TS 3 was pretty cool, in that it wasn't the gimmickey "Oh my doG it's like its coming right at me..." kind of effect, but rather that it allowed you to see into the screen. So again, I got no problem with 3D applied thusly.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Anyone seen the trailer for, "The Expendables"?I mostly skip movies like this now, as they are like watching some old alcoholic get a kidney transplant.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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The Expendables looks like it's worth seeing! Even if it totally sucks it'll be cool to see that many action movie heavy hitters all sucking together.
...... wait... that didn't come out right
...... wait... that didn't come out right
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
Beemer Dan wrote:The Expendables looks like it's worth illegally downloading and watching in your livingroom with the help of heavy narcotics and alcohol! Even if it totally sucks it'll be cool to see that many action movie heavy hitters all sucking together.
...... wait... that didn't come out right
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
I would love to know more about that skill.xaos wrote:Beemer Dan wrote:The Expendables looks like it's worth illegally downloading and watching in your livingroom with the help of heavy narcotics and alcohol! Even if it totally sucks it'll be cool to see that many action movie heavy hitters all sucking together.
...... wait... that didn't come out right
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
There is this thing, bit of a construct really, made up of a series of tubes (let me be clear that it is not a big truck) called the internet...erosvamp wrote:I would love to know more about that skill.xaos wrote:Beemer Dan wrote: illegally downloading and watching in your livingroom with the help of heavy narcotics and alcohol
And on the internet you can find what the kids are calling a bit torrent...
Then just add the narcotics and/or alcohol...
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
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