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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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This is why we don't have DooM in Japan
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
This is why we don't have DooM in Japan
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
On the plus side, if we did, we could have some of this:
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Great I can't get that song out of my head.
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Great I can't get that song out of my head.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
In a land where practically everything is repressed, shit will come out one way or another.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I've tried that stuff (the smaller, non-Giga version) and I didn't like it... might be a texture thing though. It's like flan or Jell-O, and I dislike both.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:On the plus side, if we did, we could have some of this
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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srg
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: the state of insanity !
it is perhaps the height of irony, that for a culture with such strict mores of public behavior, that they produce the biggest freaks and perverts in private, and the wackiest, scariest commercials and game shows.
afew observations::
is it just me, or do they equate panty stealing with car stealing? , even though it doesnt help that A- they seem to grow self-repressed perverts the way other nations grow corn, rice, fruit, or beans, and B- they hang their laundry out on laundry lines.
also, i find it deliciouslly ironic that they create the most alt-gender media, such as anime and manga about crossdressers and transformations of one gender to another, through as many methods as can be had. Even though gender role morals over there seem to be as staunch as ever.
one thing i do like, is their level of education, if not their methods of education. They work so hard at learning, that ive heard whispers of some students actualy cracking, and committing suicide. The survivors however, come out the other side with high school diplomas that rival most lesser american college degrees.
i also like their handling of 'compensated dating' (prostitution). men do have their needs, and its just stupid to deny and prohibit prostitution outrightly, cause its gonna happen anyway.
afew observations::
is it just me, or do they equate panty stealing with car stealing? , even though it doesnt help that A- they seem to grow self-repressed perverts the way other nations grow corn, rice, fruit, or beans, and B- they hang their laundry out on laundry lines.
also, i find it deliciouslly ironic that they create the most alt-gender media, such as anime and manga about crossdressers and transformations of one gender to another, through as many methods as can be had. Even though gender role morals over there seem to be as staunch as ever.
one thing i do like, is their level of education, if not their methods of education. They work so hard at learning, that ive heard whispers of some students actualy cracking, and committing suicide. The survivors however, come out the other side with high school diplomas that rival most lesser american college degrees.
i also like their handling of 'compensated dating' (prostitution). men do have their needs, and its just stupid to deny and prohibit prostitution outrightly, cause its gonna happen anyway.
'It's the quiet ones you have to worry about . . . .' 
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
One thing I really like is their emphasis on the arts. Last I heard, art was a required subject K-12. Our society must be the most artisticallly ignorant and naive I've run across. Kudos to the japanese system as far as this is concerned.srg wrote: one thing i do like, is their level of education, if not their methods of education.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...