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We will all die on Saturday!!

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5Bf6TtW8w

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THIS IS INCONTROVERSIBLE TRUTH! FOX has been broadcasting secret messages foretelling all major desasters for years! THE WORLD WILL END ON SATURDAY!!!


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Post by piccini9 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:17 pm

Applesauce.
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Post by Bestguess » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:42 pm

That's cool,
I didn't want to really work this Saturday anyway... :mrgreen:
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Post by Ames » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:17 pm

By their own logic, though, if nothing happens they can claim they were responsible for stopping it. :lol:
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:42 pm

Some people have too much time on their hands.

What the fuck is the "illuminati"? Some kind of mafia thing? What the fuck...
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Post by Toonce(s) » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:55 pm

No way, roller derby international championships are in Chicago this weekend. The end of the world will wait till Monday.

When you think about it, the end of the world really needs to be on a Monday anyway.
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Post by rolly » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:22 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Some people have too much time on their hands.

What the fuck is the "illuminati"? Some kind of mafia thing? What the fuck...
You don't know? They're the hundreds of years old secret society that pulls the worlds strings. Unless you're one of those reptiloid fanciers.

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:34 pm

Oh, you mean like God is/was once used to explain everything we don't understand? Okay. Illuminati it is, then.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:13 pm

Meth is one hell of a drug.
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