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Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:25 pm

Everyone on my WiFi network just crapped their pants and they don't know why! :shock: :shock: :shock:


They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:27 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:i missed this post before, but since i cant delete this now- calamari kid, has anyone ever suggested you are crazy? j/k- my gawd the testicular fortitude to do this- holy crap. my grandpa used to do this back in the (korean) war but i dont think the towers he dealt with were very big at all. i was reading in some of the comments after this video and one of the guys basically said that you have to have a fear of heights that will keep you practicing safety protocols, but not so bad that you will freeze up when you get up there.

there is a discrepancy, however, it seems that these guys will make between 12 and 25 an hour in general, but others will make between 10,000 and 18,000 a week? is there a difference in that one then? or are the people claiming that kind of money just trying to look though?
For me it's not so much a fear thing as a respect for the hazards of the gig. Gotta keep your head in the game, much like riding.

As for the pay, it depends on who you're working for. It's pretty common for an outfit to consist of one or two guys working for themselves. 10-18k is a realistic bid for a job, depending on the work. Operating expenses can take a good sized bite out of the take home though.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:43 pm

FUCK. YOU.

NO.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by calamari kid » Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:13 pm

Hanging Xmas lights on the King tower in Seattle.
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Painting the KHQ tower in Spokane.
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The commute down at the end of the day.
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:15 am

At least on those gigs you've got a bosun's chair.

It's the free climb that freaks me out. I mean it would still be nerve wracking to be up 1700 feet on a pole, even tied in, but at least it would be doable. (Though certainly not something I'm really anxious to try, EVER.)

Free climb? Fuuuuuuuck that.

The funny part about that statement is that I plan on jumping out of a perfectly good airplane from ten times that height, as soon as I can get it arranged.

Sense. I do not always make it.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Post by guitargeek » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:28 am

I used to climb telephone poles for a living, back when I was a cable guy.

I don't miss it.
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Post by calamari kid » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:59 pm

Tower height definitely plays into the bid process. IIRC our rate for a light change back when I was working the big towers was something like $3.50/ft. So for a 2k' tower like the one in the video we'd get ~$7k, maybe a bit less with the elevator, for a couple hours work. That's changing out 10 large beacons and 10 sets of side lights.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Post by roadmissile » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:44 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:The funny part about that statement is that I plan on jumping out of a perfectly good airplane from ten times that height, as soon as I can get it arranged.

Sense. I do not always make it.
I'm telling you man, this job plus base jumping equals win!

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