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Seriously.
The cigar. The bottle of Jack. The sunglasses. The big-bossomed blonde in cowboy boots. The .45 that can throw a man like an elephant.
Somebody clearly decided that, if nothing else, this film MUST appeal to 14 year old boys everywhere.
I kinda like the sheer gumption of throwing all that stuff together.
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Also, hydrogen is the devil's fuel (CGI still looks unfinished in this):
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This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW
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DerGolgo
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This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW
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DerGolgo
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
If the company you work for gets all uppity about a clip showing tacky wood paneling, then maybe it's time to get a new jo...Jaeger wrote:NOTE: That first link is pretty definitively NSFW.
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Oh, it's the boobies, huh?
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Re: This HAS to be the most adolescent gunfights yet. NSFW
DerGolgo wrote: this film MUST appeal to 14 year old boys everywhere.
And me!
I also thoroughly enjoyed:
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Lots of over the top gun and sword fights, blood spatter and a world completely devoid of unattractive women. What's not to enjoy?
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Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
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It's pretty obvious that's one of the newer "IN 3-MOTHERFUCKING-D" movies that seem to be all the rage these days. Bullets coming at the camera, axes coming at the camera, bodies flying at the camera, but NO boobs flying at the camera. If they can't learn to properly utilize this new technology I don't see the point in paying the extra money for tickets. 
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mmm-hm,
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Guns, boobies, blood, laws of physics denying action.
What else does one need?
luvs me some campy action movies!
Guns, boobies, blood, laws of physics denying action.
What else does one need?
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