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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Movie theater incident in Aurora.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Movie theater incident in Aurora.
Fucked up people in this world. I hope none of the CO cell was there?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
What a crap thing to do.
I'm part of the problem, too. I love news, I love crime news, I love breaking news, and therefore I click and buzz just like the crap perpetrator intends.
I was working on some livin-in-america observations about this crap when I realized some of the freshest in my mind were Norway and France.
Crap.
I'm part of the problem, too. I love news, I love crime news, I love breaking news, and therefore I click and buzz just like the crap perpetrator intends.
I was working on some livin-in-america observations about this crap when I realized some of the freshest in my mind were Norway and France.
Crap.
-Pattio-
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cjp
- Western WA. Wandering Dervish
- Location: 206
Thanks thack.
*fingers crossed for everyone*
*fingers crossed for everyone*
Duae Rotae Optimaegoose wrote:Yes, it's always dangerous, however, it becomes much more dangerous when the most important piece of equipment you have, your brain, is not up to the task
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
So beyond fucked up.... depraved, tragic, inexplicable!
Another derranged idiot senselessly shooting people he didn't know, for no other reason than to make a infamous name for himself. Sadly, the press is all too happy to oblige him and, like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the villain's name will remain at the tip of our tongues while the victims remain a mere footnote of this horrific event.
Another derranged idiot senselessly shooting people he didn't know, for no other reason than to make a infamous name for himself. Sadly, the press is all too happy to oblige him and, like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the villain's name will remain at the tip of our tongues while the victims remain a mere footnote of this horrific event.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Regarding the press, this is one instant where the freedom of the press should be reasonably curtailed. About the only instance where, unless they could be convinced to volunteer to shut up as a group, someone ought to consider making a law.
Spree shootings happen in clusters. Why? Because, whatever reasons the deranged deviants and evil fucks that do this have, being the fucking center of attention, being in charge, being the guy everyone talks about and who gets everybody all worked up is high up there. They see the media frenzy, the public fucking panic that erupts after a spree killing and boom, they make up their mind that it's time to do it.
I saw an actual expert-psychologist who studies spree killings appear on a BBC news program about a spree killing here in Germany a few years back. The first question was, of course, why does this happen? The first words out of his mouth, and the only thing he said, was a desperate plea for the media to stop buzzing about on the subject lest they'd help trigger another one. Why? You. He said that. The experts that get to go on the BBC tend to know what they are talking about.
Spree shootings happen in clusters. Why? Because, whatever reasons the deranged deviants and evil fucks that do this have, being the fucking center of attention, being in charge, being the guy everyone talks about and who gets everybody all worked up is high up there. They see the media frenzy, the public fucking panic that erupts after a spree killing and boom, they make up their mind that it's time to do it.
I saw an actual expert-psychologist who studies spree killings appear on a BBC news program about a spree killing here in Germany a few years back. The first question was, of course, why does this happen? The first words out of his mouth, and the only thing he said, was a desperate plea for the media to stop buzzing about on the subject lest they'd help trigger another one. Why? You. He said that. The experts that get to go on the BBC tend to know what they are talking about.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
So far nobody I know personally, but a local sports radio show lost one of their interns in the shooting, and that has caused the radio show to pull out of this big derby promotion this evening, which has resulted in cancelling the multi-league bout I was running as an official. Not that derby or anything else should trump a mass murder, but people should be taking time to be with friends and loved ones, so missing all those sweaty hugs tonight is much worse than just cancelling an event.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
I'm glad the ootmicks seem to be O.K.
Shit. These things seem to happen, don't they?
Is there anything anyone can do to stop them? I don't think so. There are so many people in so many states of mind, and it's always been impossible to be your brothers keeper.
So, I think it is a reminder to say to yourself that since you cannot know what the next year, month, week, day, or minute will bring,
You have to live now.
You might not have a year, so live now.
Maybe not even a month,
You know there's nothing you can do about the future, but there is something you can do about right now, so, you have to live
Now.
Shit. These things seem to happen, don't they?
Is there anything anyone can do to stop them? I don't think so. There are so many people in so many states of mind, and it's always been impossible to be your brothers keeper.
So, I think it is a reminder to say to yourself that since you cannot know what the next year, month, week, day, or minute will bring,
You have to live now.
You might not have a year, so live now.
Maybe not even a month,
You know there's nothing you can do about the future, but there is something you can do about right now, so, you have to live
Now.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
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I got no text from Thack, not sure if it's because he's got no love or because he knows I'd have returned fire...
Everyone I know seems to be fine. I think Antman and I are closest to the theater. Were I a batman nut I may well have been there.
/RM
Everyone I know seems to be fine. I think Antman and I are closest to the theater. Were I a batman nut I may well have been there.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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thack
- Magnum Jihad
@roadmissle:
oops, i don't have your new # in the distribution list. did antman get one? that's what you get for changing phone #'s. Also, you're too cool to go to the Batman midnight show, unless you did it just to taunt Ames, who was at a different theater.
also, i do know you'd have made it a different story. very different indeed. i don't want to get into that debate, especially not on the internet, but i am a bit surprised that there was no exchange.
oops, i don't have your new # in the distribution list. did antman get one? that's what you get for changing phone #'s. Also, you're too cool to go to the Batman midnight show, unless you did it just to taunt Ames, who was at a different theater.
also, i do know you'd have made it a different story. very different indeed. i don't want to get into that debate, especially not on the internet, but i am a bit surprised that there was no exchange.
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The Shifty Jesus
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