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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Estates are where rich people live. Compounds are where rich people hide.
I'm guessing the Kennedy compound was just an estate at one time. I'm guessing either Chappaquiddick or the William Kennedy Smith rape scandal elevated it to a compound.
I'm guessing the Kennedy compound was just an estate at one time. I'm guessing either Chappaquiddick or the William Kennedy Smith rape scandal elevated it to a compound.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
- badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
Yippie, I'm living in a compound! I'm famous like Jicheal Mackson!!!
No really. Here we just call it a "complex". It's a small village consisting of little semi-detached bungalows, garages and some free-standing houses, which are all in fact just "units". Put electric fencing around it and 2 electric gates back and front ... and voila. And it's not fancy at all but a typical way of living for lower middle-class jerks like us. Actually it's a very communal way of living, since we all share the ownership of the communal grounds, lawns and parking lots, workshop and meeting hall inside the complex and only the inside of the units belong to the owners as such. Even our garden is communal ground, Mrs Badi and me only have the exclusive right to use it. There are much more posh complexes around, with bbq areas, swimming pools and washing facilities, which we don't have in our little village.
I'd prefer to live in or on an estate though.
No really. Here we just call it a "complex". It's a small village consisting of little semi-detached bungalows, garages and some free-standing houses, which are all in fact just "units". Put electric fencing around it and 2 electric gates back and front ... and voila. And it's not fancy at all but a typical way of living for lower middle-class jerks like us. Actually it's a very communal way of living, since we all share the ownership of the communal grounds, lawns and parking lots, workshop and meeting hall inside the complex and only the inside of the units belong to the owners as such. Even our garden is communal ground, Mrs Badi and me only have the exclusive right to use it. There are much more posh complexes around, with bbq areas, swimming pools and washing facilities, which we don't have in our little village.
I'd prefer to live in or on an estate though.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: House.... estate.... compound?
and when did Motley Crue become classic rock? When did Ozzie become an actor?goose wrote:When does a house become an estate? When does an estate become a compound? When did life start imitating Jerry Springer? Why does this bother me?... Where are my meds?
....please make this stop.

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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Re: House.... estate.... compound?
BackDoorBarbie wrote:SidVicious wrote:and when did Motley Crue become classic rock? When did Ozzie become an actor?goose wrote:When does a house become an estate? When does an estate become a compound? When did life start imitating Jerry Springer? Why does this bother me?... Where are my meds?
....please make this stop.
with madonna, way before nirvana? itching to get back to 1985?
i tell you one thing, i do miss it when music was on mtv...
well, as my sig. says:
Now we grieve cause now is gone
Things were good when we were young
keeping my head buried in the sand has allways worked for me yea shur it catches up to me once in a while that is wy I am so paranoid
can you see them there all looking right at me did you see the crouds must run and hide but they seam to allways find me %#@* Oh sorry any way every thing goes in a big circle so find a nice wet circle and keep busy 


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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
heh
My vote goes to xtian, for putting it best.
LoL,
/RM
LoL,
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev