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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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No purpose, just pretty.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
No purpose, just pretty.
Yummy!! (and I don't mean Derec Jacoby...though he's an amazing actor).
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Yup, comes out in January. As near as I can tell, it hasn't been promoted, like, at all. Could be because the first one looked so good, but the writer should have been shot with a silver bullet.
I'm all for a little ass-kicking between vamps and werewolves, hell, I'm even game for a romeo and juliet-style love interest. Even the depictions of the characters and cultures, aristocrat vamps with red tape, werewolves in subway tunnels as viscious street gangs, all very good.
And then someone had to create a story around these otherwise well done characters and worlds. What a damn pity. It's not like I've done better lately, but the whole hybrid bullshit was pulled out of a hobo's hat.
I doubt it can be saved at this point.
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Corny as it was, Underworld was a fun movie.
Beckinsdale needs to take some badasschick lessons from Carrie-Anne Moss though. I'll admit I have a big crush on Kate Beckinsdale, and will gladly pay to see her looking cool in PVC, but every time she ran in that movie, she turned into a little priss.
Beckinsdale needs to take some badasschick lessons from Carrie-Anne Moss though. I'll admit I have a big crush on Kate Beckinsdale, and will gladly pay to see her looking cool in PVC, but every time she ran in that movie, she turned into a little priss.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Dobbs
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Aurora
Here is the skinny on Underworld: Evolution http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401855/
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Leather would indeed be cool, Xtian. But she's wearing PVC, which I personally don't find very arousing. Also her costume doesn't show nearly enough flesh to get me interested. It's kinda oldfashioned and boring. Too shiny and clean, I prefer my heroines getting dirty.
I kinda liked the first movie, it was a bit cheesy though. I'll definately see the second one. Maybe they've learned from their mistakes.
I kinda liked the first movie, it was a bit cheesy though. I'll definately see the second one. Maybe they've learned from their mistakes.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
A room a zoom zoom com'on shake yer rump
Dude, there's a lot to be said for pvc. There appears to be a lot of potential for some serious boom in that outfit. Yowza.
"There is nothing so naked as a scantily-clad woman."
-Er, I dunno
--Jaeger
"There is nothing so naked as a scantily-clad woman."
-Er, I dunno
--Jaeger
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Re: A room a zoom zoom com'on shake yer rump
sureJaeger wrote:Dude, there's a lot to be said for pvc. There appears to be a lot of potential for some serious boom in that outfit. Yowza.
"There is nothing so naked as a scantily-clad woman."
-Er, I dunno
--Jaeger
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
coeficient of friction...
Hey, I'm diggin' it.
I love the smell of laytex in the morning... it's the smell of victory.
--Jaeger
I love the smell of laytex in the morning... it's the smell of victory.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"