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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Smokey of the Cracked Craniums MC.
. . . . I think I'll leave that biker name to somebody else.
. . . . I think I'll leave that biker name to somebody else.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Oh, this is funny. Now, do I spell my name the right way or the way that peolpe who don't know German can actually read?
Right:
Dragstrip King; Dirty Ducks MC
Not right:
Moose; Bone Breakers MC
Playing around with putting in my middle name strangely enough delivers old Milwaukee engine designations, Panhead, Shovelhead or Knucklehead. And what's a Tankslapper?
Right:
Dragstrip King; Dirty Ducks MC
Not right:
Moose; Bone Breakers MC
Playing around with putting in my middle name strangely enough delivers old Milwaukee engine designations, Panhead, Shovelhead or Knucklehead. And what's a Tankslapper?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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SlyAttacks
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
- Contact:
Strangeman of the Heavy Horses MC
<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Moose of the Wild Weirdos
"Moose"? I'm 180 lbs.
"Moose"? I'm 180 lbs.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Brother in need of Binaca, I am Headbanger of the White Werewolves.Ruthwell wrote:Dogbreath of the White Werewolves
We must ride. And, apparently, I've got to keep my helmet on.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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liablemtl
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Portland
- Contact:
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Thunderbird
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
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citizencruz
- Lurker
- Location: Space City
- Contact:
Donkey Punchers MC
I'm Greasy Jack, Bros! 
Jack-"THAT WASN'T THE OIL PAN, WAS IT?"...
Jack's buddy- "WHAT? NAH- I THINK IT WAS THE OIL PAN!"
Jack's buddy- "WHAT? NAH- I THINK IT WAS THE OIL PAN!"