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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Post by rhinoviper » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:19 am

Ever wonder why foreign business owners don't fork out a couple of extra bucks to get someone who speaks the language to proof before publishing? After reading this, you might think again! BWAHAHAH! [work safe - as long as you're okay letting out a couple of chortles and guffaws!]

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

Um, I think I'd like the more expensive stale mixed fruit salad over the cheaper fresh mixed fruit salad!

Read on, if you want to know how to order "fresh bulb lilycelery west fruit in eyes!"

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Post by red » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:14 pm

is this the place where they came up with the idea for <i>Brokeback Mountain</i>. think about it....

cowboy leg, living in bowels, fuck silk, man fruit..... it's gotta be the place where the writers go to brainstorm!
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Post by Ban Guzzi » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:31 pm

red wrote: cowboy leg, living in bowels, fuck silk, man fruit..... it's gotta be the place where the writers go to brainstorm!
bacon, grits, real milk with a banana and two kiwi fruit.


That wasn't too hard to translate!

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Post by SidVicious » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:56 pm

where's the Crunchy Frog??


this site reminds me of [url=http://www.engrish.com/another good one[/url]
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