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First fix:
- open the menu at the top
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- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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by Rench » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:56 pm
The bikes exhaust was also upgraded from the OEM exhaust to a throat pounding D&D exhaust
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Buell-Li ... 0842QQrdZ1
Is my mind in the gutter or is that a *REALLY* bad way to word it?
Yeah. Cause getting face-raped by Tommy Lee is my incentive to buy a bike...
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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liablemtl
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Portland
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by liablemtl » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:12 pm
Rench wrote:The bikes exhaust was also upgraded from the OEM exhaust to a throat pounding D&D exhaust
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Buell-Li ... 0842QQrdZ1
Is my mind in the gutter or is that a *REALLY* bad way to word it?
Yeah. Cause getting face-raped by Tommy Lee is my incentive to buy a bike...
-Rench
Dear Penthouse,
You're not going to believe this but neither did I when it happened. I was sitting on my computer the other night surfing the web when I came across this beautiful Buell motorcycle. The next thing I knew it was shoving it's exhaust in my mouth and pounding my throat all while calling me it's little bitch. I felt so used...
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skydivingbiker
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Lafayette, CO
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by skydivingbiker » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:47 pm
Why in the hell would you use "throat pounding" to describe new pipes?
I mean geesh, I still gag on my toothbrush.
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brewster
- Pin Puller
- Location: Aurora, CO
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Contact:
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by brewster » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:57 am
I just installed some anal taxing suspension parts??? Along with a throat pounding exhaust I should be ready for my ride to Cheeseman park
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chris1kanobi
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Littlefun, CO
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by chris1kanobi » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:12 pm
I think he meant heart pounding, but that most likely was a better fit for how he felt after he downed the bike. Or perhaps the exhaust is so incredibly loud and is the correct frequency that it actually makes your esophagus gyrate, and no other part of your body. Kind of like the brown note, it's the "throat note".
"All men dream: but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was a vanity:
But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
For they may act their dreams out with open eyes, to make it possible.
...This I did." -Lawrence of Arabia
