Okay, so the last "What's your name post" prompted me to post this. Your Porn Star name is the name of your first pet combined with the first street you lived on. Therefore, my Porn Star name is
Tammy Monaco
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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What's your Porn Star name???
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
Dozzer Ledge... I'm not to sure about the ring on that...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
purple passion you lived on west hollis st? thats right down the road from were my folks live...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?
I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?
I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
OH I don't know, could be a fetish speciallist with the hot carl..........Bo_9 wrote:Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?
I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
Fish Raymond
Oy photo, what kind of animal was that? With a name like fish?
Call me Micky Berner Heerweg, which is true but not very sexy.......
Call me Micky Berner Heerweg, which is true but not very sexy.......
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
THE BACKSTORY: I named my first goldfish "Fish", because at the time I was a college-going drunk with no ambition to do anything well (except drink). If it makes anyone feel better, I named my second fish "Duck", and my third fish "Trout-bitch". I only put goldfish and koi into the 10-gallon aquarium.
"Duck" later lived up to his namesake by floating around the top of the fish tank for several days before I found him. As it turned out, "Fish" (the first fish) seemed to be some sort of killer. No matter how much I cleaned the tank, or checked the PH, or checked the filter, I would come home to see another fish dead. "Fish" would be quietly hovering in the corner looking innocent. Since I couldn't find any weapons stashed in his castle or under any rocks, I concluded that he was pulling a "Hannibal Lechter" on them. I condemned 6 consecutive goldfish to death, as his tankmates. After that, I just left him to his own evil devices. "Fish" lived for more than 3 years and survived a 400-mile move in the process. He ate his flakes, NEVER barked, and always came to the front of the tank when I came home.
I think "Fish" might make a decent pornstar name-because if I were to draw wild conclusions from past coincidences, I did see a genu-wine Billings, MT prostitute painfully walking away from my apartment building one night. My apartment had the only light on. I opened the door to my hovel. As I walked in, I could swear that I saw "Fish" burying a cigarette butt at the bottom of his tank with colored gravel. Go figure.
"Duck" later lived up to his namesake by floating around the top of the fish tank for several days before I found him. As it turned out, "Fish" (the first fish) seemed to be some sort of killer. No matter how much I cleaned the tank, or checked the PH, or checked the filter, I would come home to see another fish dead. "Fish" would be quietly hovering in the corner looking innocent. Since I couldn't find any weapons stashed in his castle or under any rocks, I concluded that he was pulling a "Hannibal Lechter" on them. I condemned 6 consecutive goldfish to death, as his tankmates. After that, I just left him to his own evil devices. "Fish" lived for more than 3 years and survived a 400-mile move in the process. He ate his flakes, NEVER barked, and always came to the front of the tank when I came home.
I think "Fish" might make a decent pornstar name-because if I were to draw wild conclusions from past coincidences, I did see a genu-wine Billings, MT prostitute painfully walking away from my apartment building one night. My apartment had the only light on. I opened the door to my hovel. As I walked in, I could swear that I saw "Fish" burying a cigarette butt at the bottom of his tank with colored gravel. Go figure.
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