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What's your Porn Star name???

Post by rhinoviper » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:37 am

Okay, so the last "What's your name post" prompted me to post this. Your Porn Star name is the name of your first pet combined with the first street you lived on. Therefore, my Porn Star name is

Tammy Monaco


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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:55 am

Brando Ruesberg.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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wyckedsin
Barista of Doom
Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...

Post by wyckedsin » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:00 pm

Loco Tenth ... just doesn't have that good porn ring to it...
Sanity has left the building

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:02 pm

Dozzer Ledge... I'm not to sure about the ring on that...
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Post by Gauss » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:23 pm

Pepper Decter

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by purple passion » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:08 pm

pilgrim west hollis..
not a name ya want to "bonk"
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Post by Vance » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:21 pm

"Butcher H"... hmmm... sorta like a porn version of "Ali G." I can go with that.
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fujiko
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Post by fujiko » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:31 pm

Master San Miguel...

a south-of-the-border porn star with a whip
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Location: Rancho Relaxo

Post by smashinator » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:41 pm

Bella Eightyninth.... sounds more like a monster-movie...

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Post by Ames » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:52 pm

Aw crap, I'm Tippy Newark.
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Post by bandit1211 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:12 pm

Scruffy Bryant...dirt fetishist...

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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:29 pm

purple passion you lived on west hollis st? thats right down the road from were my folks live...
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Post by rhinoviper » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:34 pm

Vance wrote:"Butcher H"... hmmm... sorta like a porn version of "Ali G." I can go with that.
Sorry, Vance. Not sure I'd want to want to bonk anyone named "Butcher"

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Post by SidVicious » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:52 pm

well, seeing as i've never had a pet...


call me Belmont.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:07 pm

Lobo Lewis .......... sounds like a Mexican boxer :D
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Bo_9
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Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:00 am

Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
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Bo_9
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Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:01 am

Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
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mtne
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Post by mtne » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:29 am

Bo_9 wrote:Fang Dirt - Doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it?

I really don't think the road we lived on had a name but if I look it up now I would probably be "Fang County Road 365774" or something...
OH I don't know, could be a fetish speciallist with the hot carl..........
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:58 am

Wait.....I just remembered, before my family got our dog Brando, we had a bunny called Icky.

So it would be "Icky Ruesberg". Oh dear.....
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porn name

Post by algiers » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:42 am

flex cree
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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:40 am

Fish Raymond
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Fish Raymond

Post by badi » Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:24 am

Oy photo, what kind of animal was that? With a name like fish?

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Post by purple passion » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:47 am

goose wrote:Shane Wesley

sounds like a preppy porn star... maybe from CT?
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Post by Photo » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:14 am

THE BACKSTORY: I named my first goldfish "Fish", because at the time I was a college-going drunk with no ambition to do anything well (except drink). If it makes anyone feel better, I named my second fish "Duck", and my third fish "Trout-bitch". I only put goldfish and koi into the 10-gallon aquarium.

"Duck" later lived up to his namesake by floating around the top of the fish tank for several days before I found him. As it turned out, "Fish" (the first fish) seemed to be some sort of killer. No matter how much I cleaned the tank, or checked the PH, or checked the filter, I would come home to see another fish dead. "Fish" would be quietly hovering in the corner looking innocent. Since I couldn't find any weapons stashed in his castle or under any rocks, I concluded that he was pulling a "Hannibal Lechter" on them. I condemned 6 consecutive goldfish to death, as his tankmates. After that, I just left him to his own evil devices. "Fish" lived for more than 3 years and survived a 400-mile move in the process. He ate his flakes, NEVER barked, and always came to the front of the tank when I came home.

I think "Fish" might make a decent pornstar name-because if I were to draw wild conclusions from past coincidences, I did see a genu-wine Billings, MT prostitute painfully walking away from my apartment building one night. My apartment had the only light on. I opened the door to my hovel. As I walked in, I could swear that I saw "Fish" burying a cigarette butt at the bottom of his tank with colored gravel. Go figure.
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